The Muppets Go To Hell

oh yeah.

The last two times I went to Target, I have noticed that there were muppet toys. The first time I saw the muppet stuff I thought it was cool. The second time I went I saw more muppet stuff on the shelves and I wondered what the deal was. Was there a new movie coming out? New TV series?

Now I know the reason.

You know how Disney ruined the good name of Pooh by putting him on EVERYTHING baby? Oh look, a Pooh mobile. a Pooh blankie. etc etc. I swear Pooh is like the Mafia of the baby world. It is impossible to have a child and not own a Pooh thing. Lord knows I have tried…and I LOVE Pooh (the O.G. Pooh, who’d pop a cap in the Disney Pooh’s ass, if he could).

Well. Mark my words.
“Muppet Babies”.

just wait and see.