# The name game - contributions eagerly awaited **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 22, 2001, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-game-contributions-eagerly-awaited/83231 "2001-09-22T19:08:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-game-contributions-eagerly-awaited/83231/1 "2001-09-22T19:08:08Z")
Some old favorites and some new ones ``` Buster Hyman (gynecologist) Bjiorn Talouse Darren Back Helen Highwater Malcolm Fralderworth Sharon Sharalike Angie O'Plasty Dee Compose Ann O'Rexic Randy Marathon Jaques Strap Manny Pause Bella DeBall Bertha DeBlues Clem Chowder Lance A. Boyle (dermatologist) May O'Nays Evelyn Tentions Hank E. Pancke Lana Dufree Homer DeBrave Collin Allcars Carrie A. Grudge Jerry Atrick Perry O'Dontal Hugh G. Rection Justin Case Liz Terene Freda Slaves Natalie Drest Jim Jivitis Mandy Torpedoes Gus Toe Ann T. Histamine Ollie Kaneet Al Bino O. Dom Itter Sal Manilla Sue De Bums Imogene Splicer Hank Erchief Otto Body Phyllis Steen Phil DeTank Anyone? Anyone? ``` ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-game-contributions-eagerly-awaited/83231/2 "2001-09-22T19:10:31Z")
From our own board… Sue Duhnym ---
**Author:** ![headshok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@headshok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/headshok)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-game-contributions-eagerly-awaited/83231/3 "2001-09-22T19:15:07Z")
Hugh Jass. Amanda Hugandkiss. Sorry, that’s all I have. Need to watch The Simpsons more often, I guess… ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-game-contributions-eagerly-awaited/83231/4 "2001-09-22T19:43:32Z")
More here: [Great/funny fake names???](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=83237) ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-game-contributions-eagerly-awaited/83231/5 "2001-09-22T20:06:04Z")
The ultimate source is the National Lampoon 1964 High School Yearbook Parody (especially Homeroom 309 for the risque ones). Let’s try Homeroom 110: > [@](#): > > Bess T. Ality, Paul Bearer, Bertha D. Blues, Brad N. Butter, Muriel Cigars, Molly Coddle, Maria Dentist, Eileen Dover, Eliane Down, Herb Evore, Karen Fieding, Annetta Fish, Carman Ghia, Otto Graph, Clem E. Hans, Cary Hout, Mary Inate, Rex Karrs, Mason Knight, Emmy Nems, Lilac A. Rugg, Cary Scene, Walt Step, Anne Teak, Waldo Wall. And lets not forget the freshmen: > [@](#): > > R. Sonn, K. Passo, V. Neck, T. Leaves, C. Senor, C. Spotrunn, G. Purscreepers, O. Very, Q. Gardens, A. Train, U. Nesco, D. Rail, I. Runni . . . ---
**Author:** ![Chickenhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7cd45c/32.png) [@Chickenhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chickenhead)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-game-contributions-eagerly-awaited/83231/6 "2001-09-22T21:52:55Z")
Umm, no one has mentioned Mike Hunt? ---
**Author:** ![atypicalcarl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@atypicalcarl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atypicalcarl)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-game-contributions-eagerly-awaited/83231/7 "2001-09-22T21:55:25Z")
one of my customers: Richard Head (do NOT call him Dick) ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-game-contributions-eagerly-awaited/83231/8 "2001-09-22T22:24:42Z")
Leo Tard ---
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-game-contributions-eagerly-awaited/83231/9 "2001-09-23T00:56:59Z")
**Chuck Flowe** - works for the local water department **Dick Bush** - is the landscape guy for the state road dept. in this area ---
**Author:** ![RichLather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/da6949/32.png) [@RichLather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RichLather)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-game-contributions-eagerly-awaited/83231/10 "2001-09-23T03:17:44Z")
Then there’s: Phil DeGrave (undertaker) Hal Jalycakyk The Dover kids, Ben and Eileen William Mayket (friends call him Willie) Jacques Stroppe Claude Bahls (the famous liontamer) ---
**Author:** ![moggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@moggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moggy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-game-contributions-eagerly-awaited/83231/11 "2001-09-23T04:35:10Z")
Don’t forget Holden M’Groin! How about: Paddy O’Furnichur Bib Lee O’Graphy and her husband, G. O’Graphy Miss B. Haven Mary Krissmis ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-game-contributions-eagerly-awaited/83231/12 "2001-09-23T04:40:15Z")
Can’t forget about, **Barry McKockener**. Or that nauseating couple, **Sam and Ella**. Pro wrestler, **[Hugh Morrus](http://www.wcw.com/stars/morrus.html)**. ---
**Author:** ![frock75](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@frock75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/frock75)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-game-contributions-eagerly-awaited/83231/13 "2001-09-23T07:05:16Z")
Dick Hurtz ---
**Author:** ![urban1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d07c76/32.png) [@urban1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/urban1)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-game-contributions-eagerly-awaited/83231/14 "2001-09-23T16:36:08Z")
FYI, ‘Buster Hymen’ was a porn star (I’ve heard). 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-game-contributions-eagerly-awaited/83231/15 "2001-09-23T16:39:56Z")
Pez D. Spencer ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-game-contributions-eagerly-awaited/83231/16 "2001-09-23T17:27:42Z")
Jack Miehoff ---
**Author:** ![ninja\_rydr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8491ac/32.png) [@ninja\_rydr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ninja_rydr)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-game-contributions-eagerly-awaited/83231/17 "2001-09-23T18:05:04Z")
Harry Ballzonya ``` or ``` Dick Gozinya ---
**Author:** ![evilviolist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/919ad9/32.png) [@evilviolist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilviolist)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-game-contributions-eagerly-awaited/83231/18 "2001-09-23T18:27:45Z")
Heh…call me immature and uncreative, but… Mike Rotch Mya P. Burns (saw that one on SNL) Husband and Wife: Holden & Sharon Dicks (that one two) ---
**Author:** ![lucie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed8c4c/32.png) [@lucie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lucie)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-game-contributions-eagerly-awaited/83231/19 "2001-09-23T19:22:30Z")
Someone mentioned Ben Dover, but forgot about his partner, Phil McCavity. ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-game-contributions-eagerly-awaited/83231/20 "2001-09-23T20:50:28Z")
From _Hedwig and the Angry Inch_ Phillis Stein LC [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-game-contributions-eagerly-awaited/83231.md?page=2)