# The Name My Band Contest **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 5, 2004, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-my-band-contest/278231 "2004-12-05T17:12:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-my-band-contest/278231/21 "2004-12-06T19:11:41Z")
**For Twenty Minutes** or **Just Once** ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-my-band-contest/278231/22 "2004-12-06T19:16:59Z")
**Cottonpicker** ---
**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-my-band-contest/278231/23 "2004-12-06T19:19:46Z")
**The Pony Party**. Everybody loves a Pony Party! Ok, I’ve been reading too much Lemony Snicket. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-my-band-contest/278231/24 "2004-12-06T19:23:23Z")
**Kato and the C-Listers** 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-my-band-contest/278231/25 "2004-12-06T20:06:48Z")
Pine Plank Pickers Fielder’s Square Trumped Up Rift Here’s a few that I usually post to threads like these. (One of these days there _will_ be a band named Chicken Coop Hot House!) Stump Shaker (or Stump Shakin’) Chicken Coop Hot House Bailing Wires The Bottles Shrinktones ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-my-band-contest/278231/26 "2004-12-06T20:23:47Z")
I am heading out for meetings and rehearsal, wherein I will show everybody the list of names offered to date. I have a feeling we’re gonna let this go for a week, to really get as big a list as possible to choose. Many thanks to all who have contributed thus far, and please do keep 'em coming. - P ---
**Author:** ![Theodore\_Striker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Theodore\_Striker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Theodore_Striker)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-my-band-contest/278231/27 "2004-12-06T21:26:22Z")
**Pickin’ and Grinnin’** **The Pike County Exchange** **Renfro Valley** **The Coal Crackers** ---
**Author:** ![SavageNarce](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@SavageNarce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SavageNarce)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-my-band-contest/278231/28 "2004-12-06T21:41:26Z")
Picker Knows Foggy Mountain Rehab Arthur Fiddler and the Bustin’ Chops Orchestra Itty Bitty Shirt Band (a tribute and a costume design, all in one!) Johnny Debitcard (First there was Cash, then there was Paycheque; now…) Mountain Railway (theme song thrown in) Porch Pickers (from your sig!) ---
**Author:** ![rippingtons\_fan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rippingtons_fan/32/11767_2.png) [@rippingtons\_fan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rippingtons_fan)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-my-band-contest/278231/29 "2004-12-06T22:02:02Z")
Well, here’s my first try…how 'bout… **GuiBanjoLin** This name contains elements of at least some of your instruments: Gui=Guitar Banjo=Banjo Lin=Mandolin “Gwi-Banjo-Lin” ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-my-band-contest/278231/30 "2004-12-06T22:14:13Z")
> [@lightingtool](#): > > Pine Plank Pickers > Fielder’s Square > Trumped Up > Rift > > Here’s a few that I usually post to threads like these. (One of these days there _will_ be a band named Chicken Coop Hot House!) > > Stump Shaker (or Stump Shakin’) > Chicken Coop Hot House > Bailing Wires > The Bottles > Shrinktones You can’t recycle Chicken Coop Hot House; didn’t Bruce\_Daddy settle on that one for _his_ band? :dubious: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-my-band-contest/278231/31 "2004-12-06T22:16:44Z")
> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#): > > You can’t recycle Chicken Coop Hot House; didn’t Bruce\_Daddy settle on that one for _his_ band? :dubious: 😛 Never mind, I guess he didn’t actually pick it so much as like it without using it 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-my-band-contest/278231/32 "2004-12-06T22:27:44Z")
If you can’t use The Great Divide, there’s Across the Great Divide ---
**Author:** ![rippingtons\_fan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rippingtons_fan/32/11767_2.png) [@rippingtons\_fan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rippingtons_fan)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-my-band-contest/278231/33 "2004-12-06T22:28:07Z")
How about the… **Ozark Bluegrass Band** or the **Bluegrass Brigade** or the **Appalaichan Sensation** or the **No Fear Mountaineers** or the **Moun-tones** ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-my-band-contest/278231/34 "2004-12-06T22:32:48Z")
> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#): > > You can’t recycle Chicken Coop Hot House; didn’t Bruce\_Daddy settle on that one for _his_ band? :dubious: 😛 Nope, but it was definitely a front runner. See sig. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-my-band-contest/278231/35 "2004-12-06T22:33:52Z")
Goddamitall. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-my-band-contest/278231/36 "2004-12-06T22:41:00Z")
I forgot to play. Black Balsam Shining Rock Experience New 98s (get it?..nevermind) Grassoline Mountain Lake Retreat Perpetual Line Steppers/Perpetual Line Crossers The 2nd Coming \*\* (winner) Madgrass\*\* ---
**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-my-band-contest/278231/37 "2004-12-06T22:47:09Z")
**Detatchable Jesus.** From [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=290334). ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-my-band-contest/278231/38 "2004-12-06T23:14:52Z")
> [@SavageNarce](#): > > Foggy Mountain Rehab I really like this one, for some reason. Like you’re skipping obscurity and heading right towards the top, all the way to being reborn through rehab. (Kidding, kidding.) My suggestions: The Moonshine Review Sweet Creek Singers – Though there is a Strange Creek Singers, so maybe not. Balm in Gilead Kissing Cousins – It’s an Elvis movie! Owl Creek Bridge – Awesome Ambrose Bierce [short story](http://eserver.org/fiction/occurrence-at-owl-creek.html). The Family \(No Relation) Banjocases The Old Homestead ---
**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-my-band-contest/278231/39 "2004-12-06T23:27:11Z")
Uncle Dad In The Pines Banjo Deliverance The Long Black Veil Thunder Road The Scrapplers Moonbeam McSwine ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-my-band-contest/278231/40 "2004-12-06T23:37:30Z")
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