# The 'Name that movie' quote game! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 27, 2001, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-that-movie-quote-game/84165 "2001-09-27T19:17:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hekcorps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/87869e/32.png) [@Hekcorps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hekcorps)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-that-movie-quote-game/84165/1 "2001-09-27T19:17:24Z")
Man1: “We have a saying in my country -” Man2: “I’m sure you do…” Man1: “The saying is: The museum is closed at five o’clock, you go the next morning at nine.” * * * Man: “Get off. the nuclear. weapon.” * * * Woman: “Your bishop is exposed.” Man: “It’s these pants. I’m used to a fuller cut.” * * * Man1: “Good news sir! When the press heard about the assasination attempt, you rose 15 points in the polls!” President: “Ahh… that’s good!” Man1: “Of course, when word got out that you survived, they took a slight dip, but…” Who’s first? ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-that-movie-quote-game/84165/2 "2001-09-27T19:40:17Z")
_“…nuclear weapon…”_: “Broken Arrow”, said by Vic Deakins (John Travolta) _“Your [bishop is] exposed”_: “Naked Gun 33 1/3”, said by Tanya and Frank Drebin (Anna Nicole Smith and Leslie Nielson) _“…assassination…”_: Is it “Canadian Bacon”, with Alan Alda as POTUS. ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-that-movie-quote-game/84165/3 "2001-09-27T19:51:24Z")
_Man (beating up a much larger man)_: Don’t call me “Tiny”. * * * _Woman to condescending co-worker_: I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven’t slept all night, I’m starved, AND I’m armed! Don’t MESS with me! * * * _Woman_: All of you! You all killed him! And my brother, and Riff. Not with bullets, or guns, with hate. Well now I can kill, too, because now I have hate! * * * _Man (on phone. Also the only spoken word in the movie)_: No! ---
**Author:** ![rushtopher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e47774/32.png) [@rushtopher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rushtopher)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-that-movie-quote-game/84165/4 "2001-09-27T19:56:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Man (on phone. Also the only spoken word in the movie): No! Marcel Marceau (sp?) in Silent Movie. “Dogs and Cats living together, mass hysteria!” ---
**Author:** ![Hekcorps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/87869e/32.png) [@Hekcorps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hekcorps)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-that-movie-quote-game/84165/5 "2001-09-27T19:57:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AWB \* > **_"…nuclear weapon…"_: “Broken Arrow”, said by Vic Deakins (John Travolta)** That wasn’t the one I was thinking of, but that line could have been in more than one movie, possibly. > [@](#): > > **_"Your [bishop is] exposed"_: “Naked Gun 33 1/3”, said by Tanya and Frank Drebin (Anna Nicole Smith and Leslie Nielson)** CORRECT. > [@](#): > > \*\*_"…assassination…"_: Is it “Canadian Bacon”, with Alan Alda as POTUS. \*\* CORRECT. * * * Man: “You wanna shake hands with the devil, that’s fine with me, I just wanna make sure you do it in Hell.” ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-that-movie-quote-game/84165/6 "2001-09-27T19:58:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AWB \* > > * * * > > _Woman_: All of you! You all killed him! And my brother, and Riff. Not with bullets, or guns, with hate. Well now I can kill, too, because now I have hate! > > * * * I’ll take the easy one for $500, Alex: Who is Natalie Woods as Maria in West Side Story. ---
**Author:** ![Hekcorps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/87869e/32.png) [@Hekcorps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hekcorps)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-that-movie-quote-game/84165/7 "2001-09-27T20:05:35Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by AWB \* \*\*_Man (beating up a much larger man)_: Don’t call me “Tiny”. – Sulu (George Takei) to guard in **Star Trek III: The Search for Spock**. * * * Man1: “Man2, I want to know absolutely everything that’s happened up 'till now.” Man2: “Well, let’s see: First the earth cooled. And, then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died, and they turned into oil…” ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-that-movie-quote-game/84165/8 "2001-09-27T20:07:05Z")
* * * Man to another Man: He ain’t nothing like the Night Rider – the skag don’t rate * * * Man to everyone: You want to get out of here, you talk to me. * * * Man to his partner: I can’t swim. * * * ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-that-movie-quote-game/84165/9 "2001-09-27T20:09:35Z")
* * * Man to another man: F_ck Gaspar Gomez and f_ck the f\*cking Diaz brothers, I step on those cockroaches! * * * ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-that-movie-quote-game/84165/10 "2001-09-27T20:12:52Z")
> [@](#): > > Man1: “Man2, I want to know absolutely everything that’s happened up 'till now.” > Man2: “Well, let’s see: First the earth cooled. And, then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died, and they turned into oil…” _Airplane_, Man1 is Lloyd Bridges, Man2 is the wacky air-traffic controller. > [@](#): > > ## quote: > > ## Originally posted by AWB “…nuclear weapon…”: “Broken Arrow”, said by Vic Deakins (John Travolta) > > That wasn’t the one I was thinking of, but that line could have been in more than one movie, possibly. I believe the quote from _Broken Arrow_ was “stop _shooting_ at the nuclear weapon.” ---
**Author:** ![Ich\_Bin\_s](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Ich\_Bin\_s](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ich_Bin_s)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-that-movie-quote-game/84165/11 "2001-09-27T20:15:53Z")
**Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!** That’s Bill Murrey in Ghostbusters ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-that-movie-quote-game/84165/12 "2001-09-27T20:19:33Z")
> [@](#): > > Man to another man: F_ck Gaspar Gomez and f_ck the f\*cking Diaz brothers, I step on those cockroaches! Al Pacino in _Scarface_? ---
**Author:** ![Ich\_Bin\_s](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Ich\_Bin\_s](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ich_Bin_s)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-that-movie-quote-game/84165/13 "2001-09-27T20:22:22Z")
Oh, I get to post one, now that I got one. Priest: “I kick ass for the Lord!” ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-that-movie-quote-game/84165/14 "2001-09-27T20:22:52Z")
Man to his partner: I can’t swim. _Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid_. ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-that-movie-quote-game/84165/15 "2001-09-27T20:25:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > > * * * > > Man to his partner: I can’t swim. > > * * * “Are you kidding? The fall will probably kill you!” Sundance to Butch in _Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid_ Is ‘get off the nuclear weapon’ in _Spies Like Us_? Man : “This? This is ice. It’s what happens to water when it gets too cold.” Man to non-human : “Yeah … I’ll bet you have.” ---
**Author:** ![warmgun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecccb3/32.png) [@warmgun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/warmgun)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-that-movie-quote-game/84165/16 "2001-09-27T20:29:00Z")
“You wanna get outta here…” - Mel Gibson , 'The Road Warrior" ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-that-movie-quote-game/84165/17 "2001-09-27T20:31:42Z")
“nuclear weapon”–Armageddon. * * * I hate it when they ain’t shaved. * * * Hey! He owes me money! * * * ---
**Author:** ![Billy\_Baroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/76d3ee/32.png) [@Billy\_Baroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Baroo)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-that-movie-quote-game/84165/18 "2001-09-27T20:33:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ich Bin’s \* > \*\*Priest: “I kick ass for the Lord!” \*\* _Dead Alive_ “Hi, my name’s Elliot, and I’m with the Cub Scouts of America. We’re selling some uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree.” ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-that-movie-quote-game/84165/19 "2001-09-27T20:57:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by panamajack \* > Man : “This? This is ice. It’s what happens to water when it gets too cold.” **Real Genius** Man (to himself): Thiland. ---
**Author:** ![Hekcorps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/87869e/32.png) [@Hekcorps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hekcorps)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-that-movie-quote-game/84165/20 "2001-09-27T20:57:39Z")
Tapswiller, Ethilrist you are correct. * * * Man1: “Maaan2…” Man2: “Yes, Satan? Oh I’m sorry, Man1! I thought you were someone else!” * * * Man: “She wasn’t murdered to protect \, she was murdered to destroy him!” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-name-that-movie-quote-game/84165.md?page=2)