Oh come on, Holloway didn’t entirely drown out other reports of important world affairs.
There was that boy scout missing in Utah, too.
Except that this is a hypothetically shared experience, i.e. a morbid fantasy. The actual shared experience that is being completely ignored is that we would all hate to have a thousand satellite trucks trying to get into our driveway and gumming up our neighborhood while we’re trying to deal with a private family emergency.
“Based on an Anonymous Source, I have spent the last two weeks scuba diving, searching the coral reefs off Aruba for any sign of the missing teen. I will continue to dive each day until the resolution of this crisis. Back to you in the studio.”