# The Nazis Were Funded by wall street

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nazis-were-funded-by-wall-street/665364>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [August 5, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nazis-were-funded-by-wall-street/665364 "2013-08-05T03:08:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nazis-were-funded-by-wall-street/665364/101 "2013-08-05T16:19:42Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Ah, but they’re _Jewish_ lizard people!

Only if their mothers were Jewish.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nazis-were-funded-by-wall-street/665364/102 "2013-08-05T16:39:02Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> That would be quite something when there isn’t $500 trillion in the entire world.

There was, until the Rothschilds took it.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nazis-were-funded-by-wall-street/665364/103 "2013-08-05T16:49:41Z")

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Why is this still in Great Debates? It’s neither.

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**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nazis-were-funded-by-wall-street/665364/104 "2013-08-05T16:56:58Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Why is this still in Great Debates? It’s neither.

Reported for forum change to “Decidedly Ridiculous, Unfounded, and/or Insane Declarative Statements”

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nazis-were-funded-by-wall-street/665364/105 "2013-08-05T16:59:26Z")

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I didn’t think the mods were allowed to move things to Yahoo Answers.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nazis-were-funded-by-wall-street/665364/106 "2013-08-05T17:00:23Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> I didn’t think the mods were allowed to move things to Yahoo Answers.

boom - zing!

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nazis-were-funded-by-wall-street/665364/107 "2013-08-05T17:13:56Z")

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> [@MIDWESTcowboy8312](#):
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> Any thoughts?

You’re on the IMDb boards as glenparkinson12.

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**Author:** ![aNewLeaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@aNewLeaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aNewLeaf)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nazis-were-funded-by-wall-street/665364/108 "2013-08-05T17:28:57Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Why is this still in Great Debates? It’s neither.

It’s because “Goofball Thread of the Day” isn’t a forum. Yet.

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**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nazis-were-funded-by-wall-street/665364/109 "2013-08-05T18:02:25Z")

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> [@Rick](#):
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> You have to admit the 2014 fnords are great looking. They have restyled the entire line and are much prettier than the 2013s.

The Fnord Discordia is my favorite.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nazis-were-funded-by-wall-street/665364/110 "2013-08-05T18:06:41Z")

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> [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](#):
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> One, the Lehman Brothers were Jewish. So I’m gonna go with “no.”
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> Plus, don’t teh j00z control Wall Street? So why would they fund the Nazis?

I’m pretty sure if you follow the OP far enough down the rabbit hole, you’re going to end up at “The Holocaust was a Jewish fraud.”

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nazis-were-funded-by-wall-street/665364/111 "2013-08-05T18:08:41Z")

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> [@Rick](#):
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> You have to admit the 2014 fnords are great looking. They have restyled the entire line and are much prettier than the 2013s.

I miss the classic stylings of the '90s fnords.

In fact, you might even say I pine for them.

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nazis-were-funded-by-wall-street/665364/112 "2013-08-05T18:18:29Z")

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> [@MIDWESTcowboy8312](#):
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> This isn’t a matter of “if” this happened, it DID happen. The nazi war machine was no accident it was created by banksters who new what they were doing. Google the Rothschilds to find out more

How does a bank fund a war machine? What was the ROI on the money lent out?

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nazis-were-funded-by-wall-street/665364/113 "2013-08-05T18:21:26Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> I miss the classic stylings of the '90s fnords.
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> In fact, you might even say I pine for them.

That’s not original. You’re just parroting what you hear.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nazis-were-funded-by-wall-street/665364/114 "2013-08-05T18:23:07Z")

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> [@MIDWESTcowboy8312](#):
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> SEARCH: The battle of Waterloo and the Rothschilds…it’s pretty creepy

I searched exactly what you said. First hit on google was this thread. Creepy indeed. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nazis-were-funded-by-wall-street/665364/115 "2013-08-05T18:23:15Z")

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So if the Nazis were sponsored and bankrolled by a secret, wealthy, all-powerful internationalist cabal that has been controlling the world for centuries and picking the winners of every war in history, how come they _lost_?

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nazis-were-funded-by-wall-street/665364/116 "2013-08-05T18:27:54Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> So if the Nazis were sponsored and bankrolled by a secret, wealthy, all-powerful internationalist cabal that has been controlling the world for centuries and picking the winners of every war in history, how come they _lost_?

The same people bankrolled both sides! Why they felt this was the best way to make money goes unexplained. The war devastated Europe and killed tens of millions of people who probably could’ve been working in their factories and borrowing money from the bankers’ banks instead of shooting and killing each other. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nazis-were-funded-by-wall-street/665364/117 "2013-08-05T18:28:02Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> So if the Nazis were sponsored and bankrolled by a secret, wealthy, all-powerful internationalist cabal that has been controlling the world for centuries and picking the winners of every war in history, how come they _lost_?

well, thats how you know - if they had won, it wouldn’t be a secret conspiracy.

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nazis-were-funded-by-wall-street/665364/118 "2013-08-05T20:16:36Z")

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> [@pancakes3](#):
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> Reported for forum change to “Decidedly Ridiculous, Unfounded, and/or Insane Declarative Statements”

The Druids are behind it all…

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nazis-were-funded-by-wall-street/665364/119 "2013-08-05T21:17:36Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> I miss the classic stylings of the \*\*'90s fnords. \*\*
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> In fact, you might even say I pine for them.

> [@Musicat](#):
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> That’s not original. You’re just parroting what you hear.

I heard that a Norwegian blew them up.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nazis-were-funded-by-wall-street/665364/120 "2013-08-05T21:55:09Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> I heard that a Norwegian blew them up.

You laugh, but there was actually [a movie about it](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059263/).\*

\*which involves fjords and blowing up water.

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