# The neverending Tiger Woods story **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 9, 2010, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-neverending-tiger-woods-story/535482 "2010-04-09T01:45:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-neverending-tiger-woods-story/535482/41 "2010-04-09T22:46:18Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > I’m going to continue to privately smirk about the idea of someone who deliberately reads private, personal messages of an intimate nature that were not directed at them being the arbiter of what is and isn’t classy. Yeah, and if we didn’t know about those messages they wouldn’t be unclassy, like the tree that falls in the woods with no one around. Besides, the real scandal is that ACORN staffers helped him write that text. ---
**Author:** ![Enuma\_Elish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5e9695/32.png) [@Enuma\_Elish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enuma_Elish)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-neverending-tiger-woods-story/535482/42 "2010-04-11T04:37:02Z")
I love watching Tiger Woods golf. and nothing else ---
**Author:** ![Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamaika_a_jamaikaiake)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-neverending-tiger-woods-story/535482/43 "2010-04-12T04:50:17Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Memo to the media: There are other things going on in the world that have nothing to do with Tiger Woods. There are actually some very important stories with life-or-death issues that you could be telling me about . . . things that may have actual meaning What? Tiger Woods has been barely mentioned on NPR… > [@](#): > > to your viewers. I think I found your problem. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-neverending-tiger-woods-story/535482/44 "2010-04-12T13:45:58Z")
Update: **Tiger Loses Masters, America Weeps Sure To Resume Winning Ways Soon** Some nobody named Mickelson won this time. ---
**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-neverending-tiger-woods-story/535482/45 "2010-04-12T14:14:58Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Update: > > **Tiger Loses Masters, America Weeps > Sure To Resume Winning Ways Soon** > Some nobody named Mickelson won this time. Where are you getting that angle? ---
**Author:** ![Khaki\_Campbell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Khaki\_Campbell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khaki_Campbell)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-neverending-tiger-woods-story/535482/46 "2010-04-12T14:25:12Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Tiger tiger tiger Tiger Tiger Tiger tiger Tiger Tiger Tiger tiger tiger tiger Tiger Tiger Tiger tiger tiger Tiger Tiger Tiger tiger tiger Tiger Tiger Tiger tiger tiger Tiger Tiger Reading that, nobody thought about [him](http://media.strategywiki.org/images/e/ee/SSF2T_Sagat.gif) ? Sometimes he went into a frenzy of sending his fireballs and you could only block them. ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-neverending-tiger-woods-story/535482/47 "2010-04-14T13:58:38Z")
Won’t someone remember Michael Jackson? Tris ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-neverending-tiger-woods-story/535482/48 "2010-04-15T12:28:59Z")
Who? This is 2010, man. We’ve moved on. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-neverending-tiger-woods-story/535482.md?page=2)