# The new Charlotte NBA teams name is...envelope please..

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-charlotte-nba-teams-name-is-envelope-please/180764>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 10, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-charlotte-nba-teams-name-is-envelope-please/180764 "2003-06-10T02:01:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-charlotte-nba-teams-name-is-envelope-please/180764/1 "2003-06-10T02:01:25Z")

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Well…the owners name is Bob…he likes cats…

The **Charlotte Bobcats!**

You heard it here first folks.

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-charlotte-nba-teams-name-is-envelope-please/180764/2 "2003-06-10T02:03:36Z")

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A tie in with Panthers as well perhaps?

What are the colors?

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-charlotte-nba-teams-name-is-envelope-please/180764/3 "2003-06-10T02:42:21Z")

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Orange is apparently the dominant color.

“Dragons” and “Flight” were apparently the runner-ups. I could have lived with “Dragons,” but “Flight”? Holy shit, what a dumb name.

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**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-charlotte-nba-teams-name-is-envelope-please/180764/4 "2003-06-10T03:08:32Z")

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“Flight’s” pretty bad, all right, but not quite as bad as what they almost called the Hornets: the “Charlotte Spirit”. Yech.

They should’ve fought to keep the Hornets name from moving with the team.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-charlotte-nba-teams-name-is-envelope-please/180764/5 "2003-06-10T03:10:45Z")

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Obviously, the team should have been named the “Swebb.”

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-charlotte-nba-teams-name-is-envelope-please/180764/6 "2003-06-10T03:43:41Z")

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They haven’t chosen yet, right?

But with the limited choice of Bobcats, Dragons and Flight, I’ll take The **Charlotte Dragons** as the coolest.

However, they should’ve kept Hornets… and New Orleans could’ve taken their Jazz back from Utah, whilst Utah should be picking a new team name…

Perhaps the **Utah Bobcats?** 😃

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**Author:** ![Alpha\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Alpha\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-charlotte-nba-teams-name-is-envelope-please/180764/7 "2003-06-10T03:57:16Z")

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Why oh why hasn’t the name “Assassins” been used yet? It was the name of my cousin’s basketball team and I think it’s great.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-charlotte-nba-teams-name-is-envelope-please/180764/8 "2003-06-10T11:09:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by RickJay \*  
> \*\*Obviously, the team should have been named the “Swebb.” \*\*

Actualy, the Charlotte Spiders might’ve been good. Or is that taken?

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-charlotte-nba-teams-name-is-envelope-please/180764/9 "2003-06-10T11:48:01Z")

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**AlphaWolf** , I think they mainy eschew violent-sounding names, because they don’t want the wee fans associating their sports heroes with mayhem. Kinda why the Washington Bullets became the Washington Wizards in the NBA.
