# The new Chick™ tract

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-chick-tract/262716>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 2, 2004, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-chick-tract/262716 "2004-09-02T03:52:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-chick-tract/262716/81 "2004-09-04T04:32:03Z")

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> [@catsix](#):
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> Well, if you are skyclad, we can be pretty sure you aren’t gonna wander away from the bonfire!

But what if we want to wander away from the bonfire?

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-chick-tract/262716/82 "2004-09-04T23:28:01Z")

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> [@Flutterby](#):
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> But what if we want to wander away from the bonfire?

Then you have to find someone to help keep warm with…oh, wait! That’s Beltane… 😃

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-chick-tract/262716/83 "2004-09-05T02:45:24Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> Then you have to find someone to help keep warm with…oh, wait! That’s Beltane… 😃

Still pretty damn cold at times. This past year we were still getting snow well past Beltane.

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-chick-tract/262716/84 "2004-09-05T03:45:39Z")

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I love Halloween.  
I haven’t decided what to be this year.  
I’m thinkin maybe the Whore of Babylon.

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