# The new \[del\] function - WTF?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-del-function-wtf/310355>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 29, 2005, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-del-function-wtf/310355 "2005-06-29T13:36:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-del-function-wtf/310355/41 "2005-06-29T21:10:45Z")

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I am including the words I struckout, before I added the code, in my count. My point is that saying ::Cough::minor insult::Cough:: takes longer.

What I am really saying is that one takes a shorter time then the other, even if barely so.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-del-function-wtf/310355/42 "2005-06-29T21:12:05Z")

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> [@Scott Plaid](#):
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> What I am really saying is that one takes a shorter time then the other, even if barely so.

Well, I’m convinced.

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-del-function-wtf/310355/43 "2005-06-29T21:13:17Z")

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> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#):
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> This has the potential of becoming another “Hi, Opal”.

Pre-fucking-cisely.

[sub]Yes, I realize the irony of my post. I’m a witty motherfucker. Shut your pie-hole.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-del-function-wtf/310355/44 "2005-06-29T22:49:40Z")

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> [@UrbanChic](#):
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> Pre-fucking-cisely.
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> [sub]Yes, I realize the irony of my post. I’m a witty motherfucker. Shut your pie-hole.[/sub]

When come back, bring piehole!

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-del-function-wtf/310355/45 "2005-06-29T22:56:59Z")

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> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#):
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> Again, just say what you want. Why would you need a strikeout?

Because the way I want to say what I want to say will require a strikeout at times.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-del-function-wtf/310355/46 "2005-06-30T00:01:58Z")

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> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#):
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> I give it a month before someone gets banned for using it improperly.

I give it a [del]month[/del] week.

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**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-del-function-wtf/310355/47 "2005-06-30T00:30:12Z")

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> [@UrbanChic](#):
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> I think it is stupid and I will never use it.

I too think it’s stupid and shall probably use it someday…

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-del-function-wtf/310355/48 "2005-06-30T00:37:20Z")

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Man, some of you are tighta^H^H^H^H^H^H quite vocal about your condemnation.

I think strikeout humor can be really funny, but the responses of the [del]lackwits[/del] fine, upstanding people who don’t get this kind of humor are even funnier. It’s tongue in cheek. Like all wit, overuse can get tiring, but it’s a riot when timed well.

[sub]I’m next on the angry mob’s list, aren’t I?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-del-function-wtf/310355/49 "2005-06-30T00:49:42Z")

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> [@ultrafilter](#):
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> I can see a lot of unimaginative hacks using this as vehicles for their lack of wit. . .

In time, I predict that the use of the overstrike will evolve along the same path as excessive exclamation points and overuse of smilies: A means of expression for those that employ it, and a means of identifying idiots for the rest of us.

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-del-function-wtf/310355/50 "2005-06-30T00:51:42Z")

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> [@Uvula Donor](#):
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> In time, I predict that the use of the overstrike will evolve along the same path as excessive exclamation points and overuse of smilies: A means of expression for those that employ it, and a means of identifying idiots for the rest of us.

[del] !!! 😃😃🙂 !!! [/del]

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-del-function-wtf/310355/51 "2005-06-30T01:06:13Z")

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> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#):
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> I was just asking a question. I don’t see any usefullness in this function.

Actually, you started a friggin’ _Pit thread_ about it, calling it a stupid upgrade. Asking a question because you don’t see any usefulness about it would be an ATMB thread.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-del-function-wtf/310355/52 "2005-06-30T01:07:45Z")

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> [@askeptic](#):
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> [del] !!! 😃😃🙂 !!! [/del]

You know, this could inspire a whole thread of creative artistic endeavors combining smilies with the strikeout.

What?

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-del-function-wtf/310355/53 "2005-06-30T01:18:25Z")

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In all seriousness, I think the Del function is like any of the others. It is a tool nothing more. Some will abuse it others will employ it with wit to grea[del]g[/del]t effect. The OP might as well have complained about the

[quote]  
function because we could just use “quotation marks”. All in all the OP is [del]lame[/del] lame.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-del-function-wtf/310355/54 "2005-06-30T01:22:12Z")

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> [@Troy McClure SF](#):
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> Actually, you started a friggin’ _Pit thread_ about it, calling it a stupid upgrade. Asking a question because you don’t see any usefulness about it would be an ATMB thread.

I started a Pit thread because I thought it was a stupid “upgrade” AND I asked a question. Since we aren’t allowed to swear in the ATMB forum, I put it here.

BTW, it’s a FUCKING Pit thread. If it were in ATMB, it’d be a friggin’ thread.

I still think it a ridiculous feature and certainly is not an upgrade.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-del-function-wtf/310355/55 "2005-06-30T01:23:17Z")

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[QUOTE=askeptic]  
In all seriousness, I think the Del function is like any of the others. It is a tool nothing more. Some will abuse it others will employ it with wit to grea[del]g[/del]t effect. The OP might as well have complained about the

> [@](#):
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> function because we could just use “quotation marks”. All in all the OP is [del]lame[/del] lame.

See what I mean?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-del-function-wtf/310355/56 "2005-06-30T01:24:25Z")

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Hey, MBS: Nice coding, dickweed.

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**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-del-function-wtf/310355/57 "2005-06-30T01:24:46Z")

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Don’t get your antlers in a knot, **Mr. Blue Sky**. At least [del]to my knowledge[/del] no-one on these boards has figured out invisitext yet. Oh. Wait. Should I have said that? \>_\> \<_\< \>\_\>

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-del-function-wtf/310355/58 "2005-06-30T01:26:31Z")

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> [@Pythian Habenero](#):
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> Don’t get your antlers in a knot, **Mr. Blue Sky**. At least [del]to my knowledge[/del] no-one on these boards has figured out invisitext yet. Oh. Wait. Should I have said that? \>_\> \<_\< \>\_\>

Pray to Og we never get animated smilies or avatars.

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**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-del-function-wtf/310355/59 "2005-06-30T01:30:42Z")

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> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#):
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> Pray to Og we never get animated smilies or avatars.

Actually I don’t think avatars are a bad idea. They aren’t necessary, but they’re nice to have. And some animated smilies really come in useful - ref.

[http://img299.echo.cx/img299/4213/trey8tg.gif](http://img299.echo.cx/img299/4213/trey8tg.gif)

, from another board I used to frequent. I got banned from it, but you don’t need to know that.

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-del-function-wtf/310355/60 "2005-06-30T01:34:46Z")

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> [@Pythian Habenero](#):
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> Don’t get your antlers in a knot, **Mr. Blue Sky**. At least [del]to my knowledge[/del] no-one on these boards has figured out invisitext yet. Oh. Wait. Should I have said that? \>_\> \<_\< \>\_\>

Don’t be to sure about that… :rolleyes:

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