# The new fellatio-mimicing lollipop! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 17, 2002, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136 "2002-11-17T05:52:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Spoz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spoz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoz)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/21 "2002-11-18T06:26:53Z")
um… er… no comment… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/22 "2002-11-18T08:59:14Z")
I once heard about this girl who got diabetes after eating about thirty of these and had to got to the hospital where pumped about a gallon of the goo from her stomach. True story. ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/23 "2002-11-18T09:09:55Z")
No, no, no, that was Rod Stewart… [sub]Or was he the one with the Mars Bar?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/24 "2002-11-18T13:19:17Z")
I am in awe. This is the most explicit out-of-place sexual reference I’ve seen since the fight scene between the Penis Monster and the Vagina Monster in the Roger Corman film “Not of this Earth” (circa 1988). I’m willing to believe the Harry Potter vibrating Broom was an honest mistake, but it’s hard to think of this Penis-Pop as anything but deliberate. Can we look forward to the Cunnilingus trainer next? ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/25 "2002-11-18T20:03:09Z")
::: wonders if **Flamsterette\_X** has ever read any Spider Robinson ::: ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/26 "2002-11-18T22:10:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CalMeacham \* > \*\*…Can we look forward to the Cunnilingus trainer next? \*\* I think with a little redesign, Fruit Rollups might fill that bill nicely. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/27 "2002-11-18T23:23:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AntaresJB \* > **I may never go back to penis again!** Psst! For anyone who cares about this sort of thing, there’s an excellent sig going wanting. And I’ll definitely be getting some of these for Christmas gifts. Don’t tell my friends. ---
**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/28 "2002-11-19T01:56:19Z")
[brief hijack of my own thread] Psst! It would be awesome if someone took **Cervaise’s** suggestion and made that a sig line! I’m pretty darn new here and if I got quoted in someone’s sig it would make me so happy I would giggle like a school girl! And don’t you all want to hear me giggle like a schoolgirl? [/brief hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Fornit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c89c15/32.png) [@Fornit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fornit)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/29 "2002-11-19T04:31:53Z")
I found this thread truly humourous considering the fact that I’ve just started reading “Steel Beach” by John Varley, in which the opening line is “In five years the Penis will be obsolete” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/30 "2002-11-19T06:29:43Z")
Does anyone know where I can get my…um…hands on some of these? I’ve looked all over, has anyone who lives in the midwest seen one around? ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/31 "2002-11-19T17:16:59Z")
Funny…I live in Texas and have never seen these.☹ I want my Fr-Ooze Pop!🙂 IDBB ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/32 "2002-11-19T18:02:01Z")
So, do these come in strap-on models? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/33 "2002-11-19T18:45:24Z")
[Geezer voice] Back in my day, all we had was Blo Pops and we were happy with that. [/Geezer voice] ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/34 "2002-11-19T22:04:37Z")
The address of the manufacturer’s Eastern Region Sales Office: 1024 **Swallow** Drive Cherry Hill, NJ 08003 Too good to be true! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/35 "2002-11-19T22:44:22Z")
too funny, rt firefly! there is a company that has a wonderful address. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/36 "2002-11-20T04:56:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Polycarp \* > \*\*::: wonders if **Flamsterette\_X** has ever read any Spider Robinson ::: \*\* No… should I have? Is there something there that is germane to my posts? Tell me, please! 🙂 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/37 "2002-11-20T19:33:52Z")
**Flammie** : The answer, in a word, is “Tood” While from what I’ve gotten of your personality from reading your posts, I suspect he’s an author you’d enjoy, those of us who do read a lot of him know that at least three times he’s mentioned the sidewalk in front of his home in Vancouver. It has a sidewalk that was laid about three years ago, and when it was fresh and still wet, a neighbor boy left his witness of his love for the ages: > [@](#): > > TOOD > + > JANEY From which Spider concludes that, since it’s unlikely that anybody named their son “Tood,” we have here a boy old enough to be getting horny around a girl _who cannot spell his own name_. “And you tell me, over and over and over again, my friend, you don’t believe we’re on the eve of destruction!” - B. McGuire 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/38 "2002-11-20T20:13:45Z")
> [@](#): > > Well, AntaresJB, IMHO if this candy takes off, for every woman who gives up on penises, two or three others will be inspired to try them. And I won’t know a single one of them. ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/39 "2002-11-20T21:56:12Z")
> [@](#): > > …and goo comes out of a hole in the tip > [@](#): > > …an explosion of sweet goo > [@](#): > > …a gallon of the goo :eek: 😃 I’d love to see these 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/40 "2002-11-21T00:34:42Z")
praise be to the free market… this is SO… wonderfully perturbing [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136.md?page=3)