# The new fellatio-mimicing lollipop! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 17, 2002, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136 "2002-11-17T05:52:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/41 "2002-11-21T01:49:42Z")
Heh… I think I might steal that for my sig… would go well with my quote from the Reality female condom. I never quite thought of going into this thread before… but I saw [this](http://www.punchbaby.com/media/laters/clips/adult/fallos.asf) and remembered this thread. ---
**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/42 "2002-11-21T04:48:12Z")
My first foray into eating one of these things in public… Actually, in Algebra class. My (male) friend P walked in, sat down next to me, and did a double take. (I’ve never seen anyone actually do that in real life!) This is something like the conversation that followed… P: “What is THAT?!” AJB: [innocent grin] “A lollipop.” P: “Oh.” [blink blink] “That’s… weird.” AJB: “Yup. And check out the instructions…” [P laughs hysterically, then gives me another funny look, as I waggle my eyebrows suggestively] _two minutes later, in the midst of a lecture on linear programming…_ P: [sideways glance at me sucking vigorously on my candy.] “That’s just… disturbing.” NB: It was the orange/peach flavor. Hehe. Next place of experimentation – Human Sexuality class. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/43 "2002-11-21T05:32:50Z")
I really need someone to mail me one of these. Really. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/44 "2002-11-21T05:50:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AntaresJB \* > \*\*[brief hijack of my own thread] Psst! It would be awesome if someone took **Cervaise’s** suggestion and made that a sig line! I’m pretty darn new here and if I got quoted in someone’s sig it would make me so happy I would giggle like a school girl! And don’t you all want to hear me giggle like a schoolgirl? [/brief hijack] \*\* Okay, I though this thread was so funny, disturbing, and outright bizarre I made your quote part of my growing sig. 😃 Lollycocks: Candy verging on the pornographic. ---
**Author:** ![CasperQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@CasperQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CasperQ)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/45 "2002-11-23T21:59:36Z")
If somebody mails one to me, I’ll replay (er, um, repay!) them!! Afraid I can’t seem to find any of these around here… though I’d also say if my five-year-old came up to me wanting to buy one I’d have a hard (pun NOT intended - since I’m female) time keeping a straight face… ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/46 "2002-11-24T07:45:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Polycarp \* > \*\ ***Flammie** : The answer, in a word, is “Tood” > > While from what I’ve gotten of your personality from reading your posts, I suspect he’s an author you’d enjoy, those of us who do read a lot of him know that at least three times he’s mentioned the sidewalk in front of his home in Vancouver. > > It has a sidewalk that was laid about three years ago, and when it was fresh and still wet, a neighbor boy left his witness of his love for the ages: > From which Spider concludes that, since it’s unlikely that anybody named their son “Tood,” we have here a boy old enough to be getting horny around a girl _who cannot spell his own name_. > > “And you tell me, over and over and over again, my friend, you don’t believe we’re on the eve of destruction!” - B. McGuire 😃 \*\* Thanks, **Polycarp**. I’ll be sure to look him up when I have the time, money, and inclination. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/47 "2002-11-24T15:37:25Z")
My first grade teacher insisted that I did not know how to spell my last name. It was very frustrating to have a teacher that ignorant. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/48 "2002-11-24T18:20:01Z")
There is some weird shit on that company’s web site. Tale a look at [this picture](http://www.ausomecandy.com/us/static/pinkypop.html) for their “pinky pop”. Someone care to try a **non-sexual** explanation for the thing in front of the little girl? ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/49 "2002-11-24T18:25:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by yojimboguy \* > Someone care to try a **non-sexual** explanation for the thing in front of the little girl? Er… um… she’s carrying an inflatable pool toy? (Hell if I know **why** she would be in a candy ad, but I tried.) ---
**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/50 "2002-11-24T20:41:11Z")
Yeah… looks vaguely like one of those inflatable horsey rings to me… only not a horsey… I honestly don’t know what it is, but it looks like it goes around her body, and it looks inflatable… Yeah, doesn’t really make sense at all… _shrug_ But let us check out the page for their [fizzy shaker](http://www.ausomecandy.com/us/static/fizzyshaker.html) candy… what ARE those kids DOING?! GAAH! This boggles my mind, you have to see it for yourself. There’s is obviously some f’ed up schtuff going on over at the Au’some Candy company… ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/51 "2002-11-24T21:20:23Z")
I quote from the [fizzy shaker](http://www.ausomecandy.com/us/static/fizzyshaker.html) graphic: “You stick in your licked sucker and get a fun flavored sour coating each time you dip.” Mmmhmmmm… ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/52 "2002-11-24T21:26:00Z")
That’s . . . . not _right_ ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/53 "2002-11-25T14:40:45Z")
Hypothesis: the execs of the Au’some Candy company dropped a large amount of acid in their youth… ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136/54 "2002-11-25T21:54:42Z")
How about a hypothetical motto: Au’some Candies: to satisfy the little pedophile in all of us. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-fellatio-mimicing-lollipop/137136.md?page=2)