# The New Guy MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [February 25, 2013, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328 "2013-02-25T06:15:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2013, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/361 "2013-03-02T23:18:46Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > He wasn’t. 🆒 Cool. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2013, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/362 "2013-03-02T23:28:13Z")
Well, go Vunderkid! 😃 Burgers, **N.O.T.** sallit and a cold beer made for a wonderful dindin. The kitchen is all clean, the laundry is all done and put away. Life is good here at da cave. **flytrap** The _nice white dish_? You used the _nice white dish_!?!? I am shocked! Shocked, I say! Shocked! ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2013, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/363 "2013-03-02T23:34:26Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Want to borrow my chainsaw? Haaahaha. I used some of my lady style wiles as leverage to get him up and showered and dressed 😉 We went for lunch then I went for a pedicure and _someone_ took another nap. Now we are in for the night and watching movies. Supper will be snacks later as I don’t have the energy to pull a meal together. I think we have a bag of Cheetos in the pantry. It think a beer sounds good right now. Sorry **taters** try and find some downtime if you can ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2013, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/364 "2013-03-02T23:38:51Z")
> [@ems](#): > > _someone_ took another nap. The chainsaw is very noisy, as I hope the Mufferless Truck Neighbor will soon ascertain. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2013, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/365 "2013-03-02T23:41:21Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **flytrap** The _nice white dish_? You used the _nice white dish_!?!? I am shocked! Shocked, I say! Shocked! Mrs. Plant v.3.0 insisted! Despite my vehement protest! Sharon’s Shade (who runs the ice dispenser night at night) should be after her, not me! ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/366 "2013-03-03T01:09:41Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > The chainsaw is very noisy, as I hope the Mufferless Truck Neighbor will soon ascertain. You are an evil genius. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/367 "2013-03-03T01:11:53Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > The chainsaw is very noisy, as I hope the Mufferless Truck Neighbor will soon ascertain. You should have Mrs. Plant v.3.0 rev a mufferless truck whilst you operate said chainsaw. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/368 "2013-03-03T01:14:13Z")
Work, work, work. I’ve been perusing Craigslist trying to see if I can find a set of Calphalon pans that isn’t too abused, and it turns out that Target sells a new 10-piece set for $200, which is actually cheaper than people seem to be trying to sell their sets for. I’ma gonna give it another week or two to see if some poor newlyweds get a second set and want to sell one for (really) cheap, then it’s off to the land of the red and khaki. Back to work. Oh, that’s right, nothing’s happening. Back to Craigslist… ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/369 "2013-03-03T01:17:04Z")
Three months from today, my son’s career in public education will be over. (High school graduation is June 2.) My son’s reaction to this statement was to whoop wildly and dance about the room in glee. Now we just have to get through the whole college selection thing. I succumbed to the urge for a nap but managed to keep it to an hour then got up and went for a run in swirling snow flurries. (I’m working on a goal of 1,000 miles of combined run/bike mileage for the year. So far, so good.) Now vegging with the TV but really wanting to get in bed and read. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/370 "2013-03-03T02:27:35Z")
> [@freckafree](#): > > Three months from today, my son’s career in public education will be over. (High school graduation is June 2.) My son’s reaction to this statement was to whoop wildly and dance about the room in glee. Now we just have to get through the whole college selection thing. People asked me what I was going to do when I graduated. “Ah, get drunk?” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/371 "2013-03-03T02:28:35Z")
> [@ems](#): > > You are an evil genius. Thank you. I am not proud. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/372 "2013-03-03T02:29:40Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > I’ve been perusing Craigslist trying to see if I can find a set of Calphalon pans that isn’t too abused, That sounds like something that Dr. Lector would buy. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/373 "2013-03-03T02:53:55Z")
Well, non-stick pans I can use metal implements in are essential. ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/374 "2013-03-03T02:58:12Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Thank you. > I am not proud. Oh but you should be. I don’t just say that about anyone.😃 I r little drnk…we drank supper tonight. Wheeeeeee!😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/375 "2013-03-03T02:59:31Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > Well, non-stick pans I can use metal implements in are essential. Of course. I certainly do not wish to annoy you, Doctor. I most humbly beg your pardon. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/376 "2013-03-03T03:01:50Z")
> [@ems](#): > > Oh but you should be. I don’t just say that about anyone.😃 > > I r little drnk…we drank supper tonight. Wheeeeeee!😃 You are a girl, right? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/377 "2013-03-03T03:08:56Z")
I wonder if Pretty Boy, AKA PB, AKA Muflerless Truck Neighbor, AKA Whatever the Hell His Name Is, is asleep yet…Probably not…I bide my time. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/378 "2013-03-03T03:51:43Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **{{{doggio and roomie}}}** May roomie’s dad have a peaceful and pain free death. Sometimes that’s just the best thing one can say. Thank you. **Roomiedad** died this afternoon.☹ Stayed home from the hockey game. {{{{ **taters** }}}} ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/379 "2013-03-03T04:50:54Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > You are a girl, right? Yes I am! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/380 "2013-03-03T12:35:10Z")
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