# The New Guy MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [February 25, 2013, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328 "2013-02-25T06:15:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Jynxster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jynxster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jynxster)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/121 "2013-02-27T12:20:04Z")
Morning All, I stubbed my toe getting out of the shower trying to avoid stepping on the cat. I has a very minor owie. The cat thinks he is the official legs and toesies dryer-offer and is most often almost frantic to get at you when get done bathing. He rubs and licks you (and sometimes gently bites) until you are finished and pick him up and give him tummy rubs. He is a strange but sweet kitteh. I would post pics but not quite sure how (Stupid question, do you have to sign up for photo bucket or something?) ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/122 "2013-02-27T12:32:54Z")
**MOOOOOOM** I got grilled? Oh My! Was I medium rare when he was finished, cause that’s what I prefer. 😃 If’n the OYKW in your dream had a shaved haid and a goatee then that was definitely him. Was that USB or shippin’ ports? **Jynx** on the bright side, havin’ the kitteh lick you clean would save a great deal on the water bill. Ok, gotta get motivated. Soonish I must be off to the east forty. Rah. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/123 "2013-02-27T12:41:34Z")
Blurf. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/124 "2013-02-27T13:27:45Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > \*\*Spidey \*\*- I’ve got a single sister. But she’s 48, so I’m pretty sure she’s out of your desired range. Replace \*hawt \*with hot flashes, and you’d be close. 😛 On the other hand, she’s a bartender… > > OK, enough pimpin’ for tonight. > > 😃 **Mooommmm** , my requirements are simple: hawt, rich, & intelligent enough to 'splain current events in speach bubble [format](http://gawker.com/5986069/kate-upton-and-ryan-gosling-explain-the-sequester#13619713823633&%7B%22type%22:%22iframeUpdated%22,%22height%22:1180%7D) to (somone else’s) eye candy. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/125 "2013-02-27T13:36:46Z")
**b-l-u-r-f!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/126 "2013-02-27T13:38:22Z")
Blurf. 'Nuff said. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/127 "2013-02-27T13:47:25Z")
Up, caffeinated, off to irk. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/128 "2013-02-27T14:05:40Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Can I ask you a personal question; what’s your IRL last name? I’m dying (or not) to know. :dubious: It’s Notpeterson 😛 or I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you ;)😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/129 "2013-02-27T14:10:02Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#): > > It’s Notpeterson 😛 > > or > > I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you ;)😃 Tell him! Tell him! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/130 "2013-02-27T14:14:57Z")
Happy Hump Day well there’s not one damn happy thing about it so far although I see\*\* FCM\*\* says it’s supposed to make 60 today That would be good after yesterdays miserable weather I gotta grab something to eat and off to irk I’m already logged in but took an immediate break because I overslept I’m blaming it on the damn dog who wakes me at 12:30 and again at 5:10 and Talk about weird dreams! ugh I feel like hell this am maybe some food and caffeine will help ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/131 "2013-02-27T14:18:14Z")
Mawnin all, Up Caffinating and blurfy. Had an awesome band practice last night and we are now the “Backups”. Will be back when my brain works **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/132 "2013-02-27T14:19:55Z")
**FLTRRAP!!!** Am I to take it that you want to use me as part of a fiendish plot to off our superhero? I hope you know I don’t come cheap! ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/133 "2013-02-27T14:21:25Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > Mawnin all, > > Up Caffinating and blurfy. > > Had an awesome band practice last night and we are now the “Backups”. > > Will be back when my brain works > > **Jim** So that will be some time uhhhh next month or so d&r ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/134 "2013-02-27T14:23:03Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#): > > I hope you know I don’t come cheap! But Spidey said…nm. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/135 "2013-02-27T14:48:30Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#): > > It’s Notpeterson 😛 > > or > > I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you ;)😃 Is “Not” the Norwegian version of the Irish “O’” or “Mc”, meaning you really are a Peterson, just with a prefix? :eek: > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > But Spidey said…nm. **Spidey** said, “ **Sari** , PM me some pricing as there’s a certain plant I’d like to have, ahhh, ‘de-rooted’.” :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/136 "2013-02-27T14:53:10Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#): > > So that will be some time uhhhh next month or so > > d&r ??? I don’t understand that could be the lack o’ caffine **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/137 "2013-02-27T14:58:02Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > But Spidey said…nm. Geez meet a guy in perfume and lip gloss and the next thing you know you got a bad reputation ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/138 "2013-02-27T15:00:01Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > ??? I don’t understand that could be the lack o’ caffine > > **Jim** LOL just teasing you Capt ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/139 "2013-02-27T15:15:49Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] **MOOOOOOM** I got grilled? Oh My! Was I medium rare when he was finished, cause that’s what I prefer. 😃 If’n the OYKW in your dream had a shaved haid and a goatee then that was definitely him. Was that USB or shippin’ ports? [/QUOTE] oddly enough, I’ve never had a preconceived notion of what he looks like. Make mine ruby port, and we may be onto something. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328/140 "2013-02-27T15:20:31Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Is “Not” the Norwegian version of the Irish “O’” or “Mc”, meaning you really are a Peterson, just with a prefix? :eek: > > **Spidey** said, “ **Sari** , PM me some pricing as there’s a certain plant I’d like to have, ahhh, ‘de-rooted’.” :dubious: I’m thinking I can quit my day job [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-guy-mmp/651328.md?page=8)