# The NEW IMPROVED EVIL BITCH tour **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 22, 2000, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-evil-bitch-tour/42260 "2000-11-22T09:10:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-evil-bitch-tour/42260/1 "2000-11-22T09:10:10Z")
For those of you who came in late the Cliff notes: Evil Bitch is a teddy bear. We’re about to send her out into the world. We’re looking for people to look after her and show the sights. Basically we’ll send her to you or a regional rep and you’ll show her around, take photos, fill out her journal, maybe post us a postcard and then forward her onto the next person on the list. More details to follow, but because we want to get this up and running quickly I’m calling for volunteers now. You can be a regional co-ordinator or just a friend to the bear but make sure you try and get a photo taken with her as she passes by you. It’s a worldwide tour so everyone will get a chance. If you ARE chosen as a regional co-ordinator please note you will be the responsible one for getting her to her next point of call. We’re hoping she can take in some dopefests on the way… Email us at [evilbitch@madmanmail.com](mailto:evilbitch@madmanmail.com) if you’re interested. Post questions here. You have a week to sign up. Have I forgotten to mention anything? ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-evil-bitch-tour/42260/2 "2000-11-22T09:15:36Z")
When you email or sign up, we need your email address and location (just city, state and country for the time being) so we can work out the most efficient route. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-evil-bitch-tour/42260/3 "2000-11-22T09:41:30Z")
Yippee! This is the best news I’ve had all day! Hoo Ahh! E-mail is on it’s way! ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-evil-bitch-tour/42260/4 "2000-11-22T12:09:57Z")
Woo hoo! ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-evil-bitch-tour/42260/5 "2000-11-22T12:17:39Z")
Oh by the way due to technical difficulties (ie a falling out with pLt) we probably need all those previously registered to re-register. I can remember some of you but better to be safe than sorry guys. ---
**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-evil-bitch-tour/42260/6 "2000-11-22T13:06:31Z")
Check your email! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-evil-bitch-tour/42260/7 "2000-11-22T14:16:36Z")
Cool. Send that Evil Bitch to Kansas! E-mail’s on the way. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-evil-bitch-tour/42260/8 "2000-11-22T14:19:58Z")
You knew I had to be in on this. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-evil-bitch-tour/42260/9 "2000-11-22T15:05:04Z")
I’m SO in on this. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-evil-bitch-tour/42260/10 "2000-11-22T15:31:53Z")
I’m in!!! Knowing anything, I’ll get her around February or March… Renfest time! 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-evil-bitch-tour/42260/11 "2000-11-22T15:32:56Z")
I’ll sign up again… Keith ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-evil-bitch-tour/42260/12 "2000-11-22T16:19:08Z")
I’m in. Ain’t no way I’m missing this after the first two tries. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-evil-bitch-tour/42260/13 "2000-11-22T17:03:56Z")
Forget the rest of the mid-atlantic posters ( Olent and Falc) If you want the bitch to see the true down and dirty side of this area, I’m your man!( and guys, I will need you for the best of DC. I just figure I’m the one who can lay all of the best/worst of B-town open. hehe) I’ll send an e-mail tonight. I promise to do my best to get a pic with the mayor and the gov’nor-and a few hookers too! ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-evil-bitch-tour/42260/14 "2000-11-22T20:27:17Z")
I’ve got Chicago in the bag. Of course, if I get EB by x-mas, she can go to DopeFest with me! Let’s get this thing started! ---
**Author:** ![Ceejaytee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ceejaytee/32/2956_2.png) [@Ceejaytee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ceejaytee)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-evil-bitch-tour/42260/15 "2000-11-22T21:45:29Z")
Woohoo! The Bitch is Back! E-mail’s on its way, dpr. EB tours NYC! Perhaps a NYC doperfest is in order. Kewl. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-evil-bitch-tour/42260/16 "2000-11-22T22:55:43Z")
Ok Bay Area Bitchfesters… We need all of you that previously had plotted with the evil bitch to get in touch with me again. 😃 -Sam ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-evil-bitch-tour/42260/17 "2000-11-22T23:04:41Z")
email sent. eb will have a good time in philly. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-evil-bitch-tour/42260/18 "2000-11-22T23:39:40Z")
GAWD! Where have you been? Eating garlic? 🙂 I am down with your original plan, it was so funny! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-evil-bitch-tour/42260/19 "2000-11-23T02:23:45Z")
I’ll sign up again. I don’t know if Chicago had a regional coordinator–probably Valerie if we did. Email on its way. ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-evil-bitch-tour/42260/20 "2000-11-23T03:16:28Z")
My mail is in for the Vancouver (B.C.) area, volunteering to be the boss for here. Mail me if you want in. The next volunteer gets to be boss! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-evil-bitch-tour/42260.md?page=2)