# The New & Improved Spiffle II Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-spiffle-ii-thread/58660>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 20, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-spiffle-ii-thread/58660 "2001-03-20T02:43:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-spiffle-ii-thread/58660/61 "2001-03-30T07:52:32Z")

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Give me directions, and I’ll see if I can get there. I live in the Detroit area of Mich…or if anyone from Mich is going, maybe I can hitch a ride. Please let me know

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**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-spiffle-ii-thread/58660/62 "2001-03-30T07:54:30Z")

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And Falcon, I’ll share a room with you!!! 😉

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-spiffle-ii-thread/58660/63 "2001-03-30T13:38:54Z")

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So what are the plans for Friday? I’ll be driving down Friday afternoon.

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-spiffle-ii-thread/58660/64 "2001-03-30T14:23:29Z")

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Well, **Porc** , as the saying goes:

“After the spankings…”  
And I still have room available.

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-spiffle-ii-thread/58660/65 "2001-03-30T15:43:49Z")

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Well, my birthday _was_ earlier this month, **thinksnow** , and I didn’t get any spankings. Haven’t had the followup in quite a while, either. 😉

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**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-spiffle-ii-thread/58660/66 "2001-03-30T15:55:11Z")

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If I do go, I’ll leave Mich at 230 am on Saturday, after I get off of work, and if my truck makes it, I should be there around 9 or 930 am on Saturday. Need to be able to find you guys, seeing the only one I know is Falcon, I would have no idea where you guys would be. Please keep me informed.

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**Author:** ![MissBHaven](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missbhaven/32/7170_2.png) [@MissBHaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBHaven)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-spiffle-ii-thread/58660/67 "2001-03-30T16:35:48Z")

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I want to come however… I have 2 kiddies, limited funds and no babysitter. Is anybody else bringing the kiddies?

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-spiffle-ii-thread/58660/68 "2001-03-30T16:50:14Z")

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**MissBHaven** , I’ve not been to Spiffled before, but my impression is that it’s worse (or better, depending on your POV) in terms of drunken debauchery than ChiDope. The 3 ChiDope gatherings I’ve attended have most certainly not been anything I would bring kids to. Use your own judgment, of course.

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-spiffle-ii-thread/58660/69 "2001-03-30T19:11:08Z")

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> …it’s worse (or better, depending on your POV) in terms of drunken debauchery…

Well, shoot! I was hoping for hedonistic debauchery. Maybe I won’t go now.

\<whisper whisper\>

Same thing, huh?

Alright, I’m still in. _But there better be debauchery!_ [sub]Dammit[/sub]

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-spiffle-ii-thread/58660/70 "2001-03-30T20:20:19Z")

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There will be debauchery on a Biblical scale. If not, we’ll import some. I need to warm up this weekend with some drinkin!

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-spiffle-ii-thread/58660/71 "2001-03-30T21:20:30Z")

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Damn it you guys-you’re noi making this any easier!!!

And Bill?

If it’s debauchery you’re looking for I’m available the 8th and you know where I live 😉

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**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-spiffle-ii-thread/58660/72 "2001-03-30T21:40:42Z")

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> _Originally posted by porcupine \*  
> [B…The 3 ChiDope gatherings I’ve attended have most certainly not been anything I would bring kids to._\*

In fact, if you’re not careful, you could easily find yourself going home with more kids than you came with 😃

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-spiffle-ii-thread/58660/73 "2001-03-30T22:02:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \*  
> \*\*Damn it you guys-you’re noi making this any easier!!!
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> And Bill?
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> If it’s debauchery you’re looking for I’m available the 8th and you know where I live 😉  
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Aww, comeon, **Hardygrrl** , you KNOW it is SUPPOSED to be hard! :eek:

Hmmm, got the state, got the town, got unlimited miles on the rental…

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-spiffle-ii-thread/58660/74 "2001-03-30T22:09:24Z")

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> _Originally posted by thinksnow \*  
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> Well, shoot! I was hoping for hedonistic debauchery._\*

Actually, that sounds pretty good to me, as I prefer my debauching to be slightly buzzed but not drunken. I want to be able to remember it, after all.

Do you want to be the debaucher or the debauchee? 😉

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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-spiffle-ii-thread/58660/75 "2001-03-30T22:16:06Z")

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As a Spiffled DopeFest virgin…I’m unsure of the equipment requirements. What should the well equipped doper bring to this event (besides bail money, natch)? 😉

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-spiffle-ii-thread/58660/76 "2001-03-30T22:38:31Z")

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Bill…

I’ve got the push-up bra,the high heeled boots,the flexible tongue…

Damn it I don’t seem to have panties,or anything/anyone holding me back…  
We’ll talk later 😉

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-spiffle-ii-thread/58660/77 "2001-03-30T23:23:51Z")

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Dave! …woohoo, yer coming too!

So what is all this talk of alcohol? 😕

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-spiffle-ii-thread/58660/78 "2001-04-01T02:45:39Z")

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A nice friendly bump for anyone who might not know about this. So who’s joining me on Friday to start the debauchery? It’s not going to be particularly fun by myself.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-spiffle-ii-thread/58660/79 "2001-04-01T03:59:52Z")

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Porc -

Weirddave, tiggeril, and I will be in Spiffled Friday night. I know UncBeer is gonna get there Friday, and I think Veebs was gonna be there too. And hell, Dyno and Flyp LIVE there…

That enough people for you? 😉

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-improved-spiffle-ii-thread/58660/80 "2001-04-01T09:18:38Z")

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um…  
Hi.  
My name’s Ender and I’m a dopeaholic.  
It’s been 24 days since my last dopefest. My first dopefest. My only dopefest. They said this one was free, they had me tell my friends. That this next one would cost me.

Well it might. I have dreams of travelling 323 miles to Springfield IL to attend a dopefest this weekend. It will cost me time and money and blood and sweat and tears. But make it I might. I just have one question for the teaming hundreds:

What the heck do I do?!?

I’m as lost as Pat Buchanan at Lilith Fair, people. Can I get a little help? If I go, I’ll be driving, but I’ll need a place to stay. This Sleepy Inn place, how much are rooms (or what’s the number), what’s the schedule of events? How do I find you other dopers? Will the moderators wear hats? How about a little love people!

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