# The new Jack in the Box commercial just slays me

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-jack-in-the-box-commercial-just-slays-me/142426>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 13, 2002, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-jack-in-the-box-commercial-just-slays-me/142426 "2002-12-13T04:10:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![sleestak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@sleestak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleestak)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-jack-in-the-box-commercial-just-slays-me/142426/1 "2002-12-13T04:10:26Z")

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The new Jack in the Box commercial just slays me. It has Jack talking to a woman and Jack is trying to pronounce the word ‘Chipotle’. He just mangles it numerous times. Just hearing the ad cracks me up.

Jack in the Box has the coolest commercials but this one is the best.

Anyone like this commercial?

Slee

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-jack-in-the-box-commercial-just-slays-me/142426/2 "2002-12-13T04:33:31Z")

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We don’t have Jack in the Box here. Weird, huh?

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**Author:** ![SmileyDeath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SmileyDeath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmileyDeath)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-jack-in-the-box-commercial-just-slays-me/142426/3 "2002-12-13T04:45:33Z")

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"Just **GO.** ’’

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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-jack-in-the-box-commercial-just-slays-me/142426/4 "2002-12-13T07:09:58Z")

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\*\* Slee, \*\* your’e missing the very best thing about it…it’s his FACE! Priceless!

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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-jack-in-the-box-commercial-just-slays-me/142426/5 "2002-12-13T07:20:36Z")

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I liked the one several years ago that was done as an election ad parody: “My opponent is a milkshake-hating extremist!”

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**Author:** ![sleestak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@sleestak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleestak)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-jack-in-the-box-commercial-just-slays-me/142426/6 "2002-12-13T07:39:45Z")

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**Stoid** ,

I love Jacks face, it is all tangled up. At the same time the way Jack mangles it just kills me (Chipoolty, chiplity, chipulttay) Then after Jack gives up he tries to say goodbye in Spanish and he mangles that as well. The Mom and the son in the ad are obviously pissed off that Jack cannot pronunce the words correctly.

Ah, it is a great ad.

**Mandduck** ,

I don’t remember that one. But I can believe that it is cool.

Slee

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**Author:** ![IThinkNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ce73a5/32.png) [@IThinkNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IThinkNot)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-jack-in-the-box-commercial-just-slays-me/142426/7 "2002-12-19T23:50:50Z")

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I love that! The red line for his mouth just goes in all these tangles and he just barrels right on through… I love that commercial. Cracks me up everytime. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-jack-in-the-box-commercial-just-slays-me/142426/8 "2002-12-19T23:53:46Z")

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“Asta-la-lagua… lamo.”

Priceless. I love his new one. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-jack-in-the-box-commercial-just-slays-me/142426/9 "2002-12-19T23:59:15Z")

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What is Jack-in-the-box like? Is it like White Castle? We don’t have it in Michigan.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-jack-in-the-box-commercial-just-slays-me/142426/10 "2002-12-20T00:19:15Z")

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So, um … how do you pronounce _chipotle_?

And does this new commercial mean an end to the Jared in the subway, home of the Voppers, Wendy’s series? I’ve been waiting for him to go to Ronnie MacDonald’s or some such.

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**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-jack-in-the-box-commercial-just-slays-me/142426/11 "2002-12-20T00:44:19Z")

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He did go to Ronald McDonald’s house. I think that might have been the first in the series.

And for the love of PETE! Jack in the Box is not like White Castle AT ALL.

Kind of like Carl’s Jr (in terms of their menu offerings, sort of). And if you don’t have Carl’s, you might know them as Hardee’s.

But full size burgers. Not the little mini Whities.

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-jack-in-the-box-commercial-just-slays-me/142426/12 "2002-12-20T00:48:19Z")

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Full size burgers? I remember the first (and only) time I went to a Jack in the Box I felt royally gypped.

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**Author:** ![Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-jack-in-the-box-commercial-just-slays-me/142426/13 "2002-12-20T00:54:23Z")

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They do have some good commercials. I also like the antenna balls.

[http://www.jackinthebox.com/index2.php](http://www.jackinthebox.com/index2.php)

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-jack-in-the-box-commercial-just-slays-me/142426/14 "2002-12-20T00:55:02Z")

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I WISH Jack in the Box was like White Castle!! I miss the gut bombs.

Love tthe commercial.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-jack-in-the-box-commercial-just-slays-me/142426/15 "2002-12-20T00:58:26Z")

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> He did go to Ronald McDonald’s house. I think that might have been the first in the series.

Aaaahhhh! The first one I saw was Jared in the subway.

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-jack-in-the-box-commercial-just-slays-me/142426/16 "2002-12-20T01:08:56Z")

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I like to try new burgers so I went in and bought one before I had seen any ads. Having read some history books the Mexia I assumed it was pronounced (CHIP + BOTTLE - B) and I still like that better then (CHEEK - K + P + OAT + LAY). They’re only OK.

My favorite ad of his was his poor mother bemoaning his birth and using it to get him to do stuff for her. OUCH!!

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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*We don’t have Jack in the Box here. Weird, huh? \*\*

You probably would like one in front of your monitor anyway.

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-jack-in-the-box-commercial-just-slays-me/142426/17 "2002-12-20T01:10:44Z")

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_sigh_

would **NOT**

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-jack-in-the-box-commercial-just-slays-me/142426/18 "2002-12-20T02:10:58Z")

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JITB commercials are one of the few things I miss from California. (Yep, it was that desperate for me.)

Of course, the all-time classic ad for me was “Hey LT! Boitano! Check it out, a _dollar_!”

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**Author:** ![Number](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/number/32/242_2.png) [@Number](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Number)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-jack-in-the-box-commercial-just-slays-me/142426/19 "2002-12-20T03:24:03Z")

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I must admit I really got a kick out of the ad that ended “ **WITHOUT THE BUN YOUR HANDS WOULD GET COVERED WITH MEAT AND CHEESE!** ” Unfortunately they re-edited it after about a week and killed its great comic timing.

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-jack-in-the-box-commercial-just-slays-me/142426/20 "2002-12-20T04:21:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Duke \*  
> \*\*JITB commercials are one of the few things I miss from California. (Yep, it was that desperate for me.)
> 
> Of course, the all-time classic ad for me was “Hey LT! Boitano! Check it out, a _dollar_!” \*\*

That was, seriously, one of the best commercials ever.

I also like the commercial with the official looking doctor drones on about how burgers are soooo healthy for you, while buff people exercise in the background, running on treadmills while eating burgers. At the end, we see that Jack is also watching the commercial, from his office, and he turns to the marketing guy and asks, “Where did you GET this guy?” And the guy smirks and says, “A tobacco company.”

Bwahaha!

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