# The NEW Word Morphing game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 20, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324 "2004-01-20T14:19:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2004, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/21 "2004-01-23T10:38:47Z")

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**nutpuck** - the unfortunate result of a hard-hit and off-target hockey shot

**mayonnaise**

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**Author:** ![Ex\_Machina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Machina)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2004, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/22 "2004-01-23T20:00:28Z")

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**mayonnoise** - That whiny petulant complaining that comes out of people in diners who get mayonnaise on their sandwich by mistake.

**boomerang**

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**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2004, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/23 "2004-01-24T23:27:23Z")

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\*\* Bingbadaboomerang \*\* - noise made when you trip while throwing your boomerang  
\*\* Boomering \*\* - noise you hear in your ears after a bingbadaboomerang.

\*\* Quietly \*\*

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**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/24 "2004-01-25T02:25:56Z")

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Quipetly- a smart aleck remark made in such a low voice as to suggest its lameness.

windowsill

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**Author:** ![Ex\_Machina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Machina)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/25 "2004-01-25T03:51:37Z")

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**windowstill** - A large jar placed on a window ledge in which one brews sun tea.

**hopscotch**

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/26 "2004-01-25T10:40:14Z")

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**Hipscrotch** - a bizarre 3D version of the ever-popular Twister game

**podiatrist**

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**Author:** ![xayoz306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc8723/32.png) [@xayoz306](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xayoz306)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/27 "2004-01-25T10:56:34Z")

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Pariahtrist - A doctor who makes his money by working on outcasts from society.  
Ostracize

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/28 "2004-01-25T11:01:50Z")

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**podiatribe** - Cussing out your foot for stubbing your toe on the leg of the chair for the umpteenth time.

**serenade**

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/29 "2004-01-25T11:04:12Z")

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Whups, beaten to the punch.

**Oztracize** - Being kicked out of the Osborne house because of your attitude, a remarkable feat unto itself.

**serenade**

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**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/30 "2004-01-25T13:34:05Z")

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**serenadia** - a song meant for a perfect gymnast.

macaroni

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**Author:** ![kmg365](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@kmg365](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kmg365)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/31 "2004-01-25T17:56:42Z")

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> [@quiltguy154](#):
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> **serenadia** - a song meant for a perfect gymnast.
> 
> macaroni

**macaphony -** The noise made when macking out or consuming a lot of Big Macs™.

**brainstorming**

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/32 "2004-01-25T22:42:46Z")

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**branstorming** - Digging wildly through a cereal box to get to the prize.  
**brainStroming** - Making judicial decisions that affect an entire nation even when you’re well past your prime.

**stupify**

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/33 "2004-01-26T11:46:19Z")

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**stupifry** - the culinary equivalent of finger painting

**allegorical**

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**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/34 "2004-01-26T13:08:06Z")

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**allegoreical** - once upon a time, a nice man believed he became the president of the United States, but…

**snowflake**

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/35 "2004-01-26T16:21:01Z")

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**snowfake** - Any crusted over section of snow that actually has an empty space beneath it, tricking unwary people into stepping onto it thinking there is a normal surface underneath.  
**snotflake** - Airborne nasal discharge from a sneeze. Valid only when rained from above.

**excise**

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**Author:** ![Ex\_Machina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Machina)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/36 "2004-01-26T17:00:45Z")

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**sexcise** - prostitution tax

**bungalow**

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**Author:** ![Macie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@Macie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Macie)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2004, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/37 "2004-01-27T03:28:19Z")

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bongallow - movement to legalize use of marijuana in certain medical situations.  
acrylic

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2004, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/38 "2004-01-27T06:53:15Z")

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**akrillic** – a resin derived from shrimp

**fresco**

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**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/39 "2004-01-27T14:14:01Z")

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**freshco** - a sign taped next to a newly-painted mural that has a base of wet stucco.

**itinerant**

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**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2004, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/40 "2004-01-27T15:22:09Z")

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\*\* ET-nerant \*\* Travelling from place to place to look for a phone to call home.

\*\* Science-Fiction \*\*

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