# The NEW Word Morphing game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 20, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324 "2004-01-20T14:19:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Macie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@Macie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Macie)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2004, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/41 "2004-01-27T19:01:14Z")
seance-diction: the ability to throw one’s voice while navigating a Ouija board, in order to make it appear someone is calling from ‘beyond’. stipulate ---
**Author:** ![Ex\_Machina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Machina)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/42 "2004-01-27T22:44:43Z")
\*\*stripulate \*\* - To determine exactly how much the young lady will remove before the bachelor party. And her stripulation? _No touching!_ penitentiary ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2004, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/43 "2004-01-27T23:45:15Z")
**panattentionary** - Keeping a close eye on one’s cooking **absinthe** ---
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2004, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/44 "2004-01-28T12:16:44Z")
\*\* Absynthetizer \*\* - Musical instrument which drives you crazy \*\* Musical \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2004, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/45 "2004-01-28T12:24:42Z")
**Mushical** - a storyline packed with particularly sappy love ballads **inconsolable** ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2004, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/46 "2004-01-28T13:34:36Z")
**inconstable** - dejected that you can never find a cop when you need one. **lederhosen** ---
**Author:** ![Macie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@Macie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Macie)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2004, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/47 "2004-01-28T16:08:25Z")
leaderhosen: what the country usually gets begining a few months after elections. bandit ---
**Author:** ![Ex\_Machina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Machina)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/48 "2004-01-28T20:43:08Z")
**handit** - A guy who sticks people up by pretending his hand is a gun. (Usually employing the hand-in-the-pocket or the finger-in-the-back technique.) **monkey** ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/49 "2004-01-29T06:29:53Z")
**Mon Key** – One of a chain of islands stretching westward from the southern tip of Florida, Mon Key is inhabited solely by expatriate Jamaicans into Rastafarianism and reggae. **Caribbean** ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/50 "2004-01-29T12:03:06Z")
**Carobbean** - the island paradise that is always second choice and a poor imitation **ballyhoo** ---
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/51 "2004-01-29T15:52:55Z")
\*\* Ballethoo \*\* - Uproar of the crowd when the dancer succed in a particular difficult move \*\* Bullyaaaah… \*\* - Sound that you make for a too late warning for you and your friends for an incoming bully punch in the stomach. \*\* Stomach \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ex\_Machina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Machina)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/52 "2004-01-29T19:18:14Z")
**stomacho** - A man’s virility as defined by the contour of his belly. Divided into the “six-pack” school and the “keg-o-beer” school. Also referred to as “abs vs. flabs” and “crunches vs. lunches.” **opportunity** ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/53 "2004-01-29T22:03:32Z")
**stopportunity** : _(1):_ A good place to stop (e.g. a nice motel) _(2):_ A chance to prevent \ from happening. **scrotum** ---
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/54 "2004-01-30T14:07:45Z")
\*\* Scrotunize \*\* - \* {Med. dermathology}\* Long visual examination of men genitalia \*\* Blooper \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ex\_Machina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Machina)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/55 "2004-01-30T20:49:34Z")
\*\*blueper \*\* - a risque blooper **chimney** ---
**Author:** ![Macie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@Macie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Macie)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/56 "2004-01-31T02:55:15Z")
chimpknee - orthopedic syndrome affecting some children who hang upside down on monkey bars too long. meander ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/57 "2004-01-31T06:17:54Z")
**meadander** – to wander in aimless confusion while under the influence of honey-based liquor **cathedral** ---
**Author:** ![Ex\_Machina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Machina)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/58 "2004-01-31T22:54:35Z")
\*\*cathedrawl \*\* - Stylish speech seen in solemn Southern sermons. **alliteration** ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/59 "2004-02-01T00:07:40Z")
**alloteration** - way too much of that repeating intial letter sound thing. **gallbladder** ---
**Author:** ![Ex\_Machina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Machina)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/60 "2004-02-01T16:29:06Z")
**galbladder** - a condition in which one feels the need to tinkle frequently. (Opposite of _guybladder_, where one needs to piss less often.) **hourglass** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324.md?page=4)