# The NEW Word Morphing game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 20, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324 "2004-01-20T14:19:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/61 "2004-02-01T20:09:45Z")

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**homerglass** - where you’ll find the largest amount of Duff’s beer, no matter what time it is.

**frozen**

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/62 "2004-02-02T06:48:28Z")

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**FrogZen** – offshoot of Buddhism epitomized by such koans as “If a frog goes _ribbit_ and no other animal is around to hear him, has he made a sound?”

**mantra**

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**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/63 "2004-02-02T12:46:38Z")

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**mantrain** - “Chug-chug, Woo-Hoo” [repeat as often as necessary to get the desired effect.

**bookkeeper**

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/64 "2004-02-02T23:17:36Z")

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**booskeeper** - one who keeps track of public opinion on various matters, us ing the method of talking about it and tallying his cheers and boos.

**duranium**

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**Author:** ![Ex\_Machina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Machina)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2004, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/65 "2004-02-03T18:46:19Z")

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**duranduranium** - unexplainable attraction to overproduced music videos

**symbolism**

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2004, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/66 "2004-02-03T23:03:36Z")

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**Simbolism** – Addiction to The Sims™.

**nibble**

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**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/67 "2004-02-04T12:53:42Z")

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**Fannipple** - Gently chewing the mailman buttocks, for a dog _(if I should clarify)_

\*\* Mailman \*\*

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**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/68 "2004-02-04T12:59:49Z")

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Argh!!!

I meant \*\* Fannibble\*\* !!!

Janet Jackson ! See what you’re doing to me !!!

🙂

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/69 "2004-02-04T13:54:54Z")

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**Snailman** is too easy. How about **mailmar**? – what happens when the post office sorting machine needs adjustment.

**adjustment**

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**Author:** ![Ex\_Machina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Machina)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/70 "2004-02-04T16:16:14Z")

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\*\*adjustmeant \*\* - a claim that you didn’t really mean something you said when you see it hurts someone’s fellings even though you really did mean it when you said it.

**piano**

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/71 "2004-02-04T23:09:12Z")

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**piagnome** – that twelve-inch pianist delivered to a poorly-endowed guy whose wish is granted by a genie who’s hard of hearing

**concertina**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2004, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/72 "2004-02-05T13:38:13Z")

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**concertike** - a rock show starring Ms. Turner’s former husband

**billow**

By the way, fellow word game fiends, I’ve found another board where such carrying-on is welcomed. It’s [here](http://fff.fathom.org/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=10), and you’ll find a number of familiar Dopers hanging out there too. I checked with **UncleBeer** , and he said it was okay to invite you all to come play there, too.

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**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2004, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/73 "2004-02-06T14:15:42Z")

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**Duckbillow** - Platypus pond, also frequented by shoebills and spoonbills.

**Fauna**

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**Author:** ![Ex\_Machina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Machina)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2004, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/74 "2004-02-07T02:12:56Z")

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\*\*fauxna \*\* - artificial animals which people place on their lawns. Also known as “lawna.”

**thimble**

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**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2004, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/75 "2004-02-07T21:21:10Z")

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**tribblhimble** - what a soft, furry, purring tailor from across the galaxy uses to help mend clothing.

**nova**

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**Author:** ![Macie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@Macie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Macie)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2004, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/76 "2004-02-08T21:40:35Z")

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novag - stage in transexual’s transformation between hormone treatment and surgery.

technical

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**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/77 "2004-02-09T01:06:21Z")

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**techdime** - describing an engineering situation that is not only complicated, but twice as expensive.

**encounter**

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**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/78 "2004-02-10T19:55:13Z")

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\*\* Enronter \*\* - unexpected confrontation between paper and shredder

\*\* Officer \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ex\_Machina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Machina)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/79 "2004-02-10T20:12:32Z")

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**ifficer** - an officer who lets you off with a warning: “If you promise to slow down…” “If I wasn’t in a good mood…” or sometimes just warns you, period: “If you don’t shut up…”

**avenue**

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-new-word-morphing-game/225324/80 "2004-02-11T07:17:31Z")

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**Javanue** – a thoroughfare, typically found near a university campus, which features five coffeehouses within a two-block stretch

**saturation**

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