# The Newbie Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 7, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143 "2003-01-07T14:13:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Audrey\_Levins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Audrey\_Levins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Audrey_Levins)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/21 "2003-01-08T08:28:20Z")
A/S/L? ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/22 "2003-01-08T08:58:02Z")
myow?!?!!?!?!!!11/ ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/23 "2003-01-08T09:12:36Z")
Hey, can anyone tell me how I can make my own Absinthe? Until that post comes on, how 'bout we talk about the great Chronic I scored the other day? Man! ---
**Author:** ![Biba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Biba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biba)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/24 "2003-01-08T09:15:43Z")
whos cecil will he send me his pic!!! hey who loves blowjobs i do and im really good at them ok ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/25 "2003-01-08T09:18:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gouda \* > \*\*Who are the hamsters? \*\* The hampsters are what run this bored. Why is nt’ anyone gowing to talk to me???!!! I feel like im fricken ivisabel. ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/26 "2003-01-08T13:51:25Z")
HOW COME MY KAZAA THREAD WAS LOCKED YOU NAZI’S? ---
**Author:** ![2\_Angry\_Men](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/74df32/32.png) [@2\_Angry\_Men](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_Angry_Men)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/27 "2003-01-08T14:03:11Z")
Probably because you write in all caps and call people names, but I’m guessing. Anyway, I’m new, aloha. — D. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/28 "2003-01-08T14:04:32Z")
You can buy illegal drugs at [http://www.buyillegaldrugswithoutgettingbustedtehehe.com](http://www.buyillegaldrugswithoutgettingbustedtehehe.com) I’m HIGH… Hahahaha… Why are you warning me about being banned? ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/29 "2003-01-08T14:13:43Z")
ha ha meatros that is so true LOOOOOOOOOL! here’s a flower i made just for you, brother! by the way, did you guys notice my sig? * * * COME AND TALK ABOUT MY PARTICULAR RELIGION AT [TALKABOUTMYPARTICULARRELIGION.COM](http://TALKABOUTMYPARTICULARRELIGION.COM) ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/30 "2003-01-08T14:29:21Z")
Nobody’s paying any attention to me…I’m leaving. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/31 "2003-01-08T14:32:01Z")
OK, I’m back. ---
**Author:** ![Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horrifying_Howler_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/32 "2003-01-08T14:43:33Z")
How come womens don’t like nice guys? What do womens want? ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/33 "2003-01-08T14:53:03Z")
\*\*hi[/B \*im new here[/I [URL=agaeare]will anyone be my freind[/URL where’s my avatard? WHY IS NOBODY TALKING TO ME? [SIZE=1]I call this one the crazy. It’s followed up by a post two minutes later asking for responses. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/34 "2003-01-08T15:00:13Z")
Anybody wanna chat? 🙂 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/35 "2003-01-08T15:16:19Z")
1 4M dA 133T M45t3R!!! 80V/ d0V/n b4 m3!!! ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/36 "2003-01-08T15:36:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tupug Anachi \* > \*\*Anybody wanna chat? 🙂 🙂 \*\* No, but do you want to cyber? I’m a 18 year old girl with blonde hair, enormous melons, and a carefree attitude about sex. My measurements are 20-36-24 and I have a tight butthole, aching for anal. Oh, and I don’t need to be satisfied, getting you off is enough for me. Things I look for in a man: A temendous beer belly, the ability to treat SO like an object, a small penis, obscured by weight, and must have no friends and be willing to recieve fellacio 10-12 times a day. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/37 "2003-01-08T15:47:18Z")
man this place suxxxx!!! this is my favorite smiley: :rolleyes: hehehehehehe ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/38 "2003-01-08T15:48:01Z")
☹ :o 😛 😉 😃 🙂 🆒 :rolleyes: :mad: ;j 😕 :eek: :wally :smack: Wow!! So many different smilies!! Whoever thought them up?!?! 😕 ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/39 "2003-01-08T16:25:17Z")
people who cant spell and dont have good grammer have really great ideas but nobody listen too them caus good spellers make fun of them, you cant spell good you have something really important to say but people who spell good an dhave good grammer dont good content just make fun of someones speling andgrammer the rules at htis message bored are bad and shuld be change People with big counts shou ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/40 "2003-01-08T16:27:14Z")
people who cant spell and dont have good grammer have really great ideas but nobody listen too them caus good spelers make fun of them, you cant spell good you have something really important to say but people who spell good an dhave good grammer dont good content just make fun of someones speling andgrammer [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143.md?page=3)