# The Newbie Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 7, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143 "2003-01-07T14:13:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/41 "2003-01-08T16:37:41Z")
LOL! ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/42 "2003-01-08T16:48:31Z")
superbee your kewl I have a gr8 idea for a new thred! “Hey womenz! Does size really matter?” ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/43 "2003-01-08T16:59:07Z")
U ppl use 2 many big werds. I’m outties. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/44 "2003-01-08T21:27:22Z")
LOL? YMMV? Opal? WTF? IMHO? IANA\*? IIRC? ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/45 "2003-01-08T21:37:49Z")
I’ve never posted before but I’ve been lurking for like 10 years. This thread seemed important enough for me to register for. 😃 BTW, What’s a troll & how do I become one? 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/46 "2003-01-08T21:38:17Z")
me too! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/47 "2003-01-08T21:41:01Z")
why doesn’t anyone like me? ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/48 "2003-01-08T21:41:52Z")
By the way, does anyone know that thread about the thing? can someone post a link??? ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/49 "2003-01-08T22:01:37Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Legomancer \* \*\*so just suspend your disbelief and pretend that this thread is somewhere it shouldn’t be. \*[/QUOTE) So weho the fuc kare you to tyell anyone what to do? you dont mak ethe rules here. e ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/50 "2003-01-08T22:19:55Z")
What does your name mean?? ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/51 "2003-01-08T23:07:53Z")
i’m write your rong! everyone hear is stewpid… ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/52 "2003-01-08T23:17:55Z")
Talk too me damit ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/53 "2003-01-08T23:41:41Z")
Hey, LOOK! I got 50 posts!!! YEAH!!! ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/54 "2003-01-09T01:27:53Z")
hey «Ðëëp¤F®ïêd»™ if everyone hear is stewpid… that means u r stewpid 2 !!! ---
**Author:** ![Happyjoelucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Happyjoelucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happyjoelucky)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/55 "2003-01-09T02:07:17Z")
Seriously, am I supposed to bring some sort of pie? ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/56 "2003-01-09T02:11:55Z")
Yor not the boss of me. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/57 "2003-01-09T02:23:12Z")
Why cant i edit mi post? Cood somone fix the speling eror in mi post form e? Yor shod be yore. ---
**Author:** ![Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horrifying_Howler_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/58 "2003-01-09T04:22:44Z")
I got like 20 posts already. Is that enough to become a mod, or do I need like 50? ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/59 "2003-01-09T04:40:24Z")
Nah Magayuk mods is Nazi’s. ---
**Author:** ![Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horrifying_Howler_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/60 "2003-01-09T04:47:54Z")
What’s so bad a Nazis??? Yer a Nazi. So there. Pbbbbbt. I bet I could make a cool picture if I put like hundreds of smileys together, in like a pattern or something. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143.md?page=4)