# The Newbie Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 7, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143 "2003-01-07T14:13:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![cadolphin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@cadolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cadolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/61 "2003-01-09T04:49:10Z")
er which way to the bathroom? ---
**Author:** ![JayElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@JayElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JayElle)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/62 "2003-01-09T06:07:37Z")
im a telemarketer and my job is like sooo awsum an anyone who dont think so is a HATER!!! and dont be hating cuz im new cuz i like get ALL your injokes and MY CATS BREATH SMELLS LIKE VOMIT HAHAHAHA ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/63 "2003-01-09T06:24:15Z")
how com no1 quoted me? doen’s t no 1 like me? well, fine then! ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/64 "2003-01-09T06:27:42Z")
Hi! I’m a 13 year old genyus. I alredy no evrything abou computor progmming. Shod I go to prinston or hrved next year? No smrtas ansers, pls. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/65 "2003-01-09T06:31:34Z")
Hey, how fast would I have to fly around the world, like Superman, to turn time backwards? ---
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/66 "2003-01-09T06:36:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monstre \* > \*\*Hey, how fast would I have to fly around the world, like Superman, to turn time backwards? \*\* Woah, ur Superman? Hey, if you were drunk and jumped out a window … ooooh … sparkly. What was I sa ying? 🙂 😉 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Fnoonf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f6c823/32.png) [@Fnoonf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fnoonf)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/67 "2003-01-09T12:20:39Z")
Jeez guys :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Grow up alreddy ,youre such a buncha n00bz Jeez :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/68 "2003-01-09T12:30:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monstre \* > \*\*Hey, how fast would I have to fly around the world, like Superman, to turn time backwards? \*\* Hahahaha, Now that is funny!! I wonder if he is still reading the SDMB… ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/69 "2003-01-09T12:32:23Z")
10th post party!!! I have ten posts!! Yay me!! Do you know where I can score some weed in the toronto area?? ---
**Author:** ![Powers106](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c57346/32.png) [@Powers106](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Powers106)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/70 "2003-01-09T12:46:39Z")
Does Cedric Adams ever post on these boards? I have a question for him that I’m srue he’ll really want to answer. I’d ask you guys but I don’t want to spoil it for him. bye bye ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/71 "2003-01-09T13:23:19Z")
Noones replid to mi post. Yoo all hayt me. Yore all asshles. im nevr going to pohst here again. Im leeving. Thats it. Yuoll miss me wehn Im gone. Bstards. ---
**Author:** ![Fnoonf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f6c823/32.png) [@Fnoonf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fnoonf)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/72 "2003-01-09T16:13:02Z")
go on who cares i sure dont u r just bluffing neways ,n00bz do taht all the time god ur lame :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes::rolleyes:\l000000zer\ lol ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/73 "2003-01-09T16:14:08Z")
come check out my webpaeg it has pix of my krew ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143/74 "2003-01-09T17:12:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Meatros \* > \*\*10th post party!!! > I have ten posts!! > > Yay me!! > \*\* ItShut Up!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newbie-thread/147143.md?page=3)