It’s not really a cash discount. It’s a credit card surcharge.
I wonder how much longer before they start putting the surcharge on the cash transactions instead.
Which isn’t permitted by the credit card companies, so it’s a cash discount.
Actually, loose… well, a tightly folded Wad O’ Bills shoved deeply into a zippered front pocket.
Hmmm, I don’t think I wear any pants with only four pockets. Even have a dressier pair with a subtle zipper pocket along the seam…

Actually, loose… well, a tightly folded Wad O’ Bills shoved deeply into a zippered front pocket.
Hmmmm. Tightly folded Wad O’ Bills in a front pocket.
Why does my brain keep screaming the word codpiece at me?