# The newest doper-the Weird-North baby arrives **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 11, 2004, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263 "2004-11-11T20:19:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263/41 "2004-11-12T07:58:41Z")
Congratulations! He looks just adorable. I love the name James. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263/42 "2004-11-12T08:20:20Z")
Congrats **Dave** and **Ginger**! Good to hear everything is well. ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263/43 "2004-11-12T09:15:29Z")
Very cute baby. Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![Kitchen\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kitchen\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitchen_Wench)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263/44 "2004-11-12T09:47:03Z")
Wow! 9 lb 12 oz??? WAY TO GO, GINGER! Congrats to the whole family! ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263/45 "2004-11-12T09:55:22Z")
Young James there is so cute!! Congrats to all the family. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263/46 "2004-11-12T12:28:29Z")
That is absolutely terrific. Congratulations to the both of you. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263/47 "2004-11-12T12:38:23Z")
Thatā€™s fantastic news. Congratulations! Hello James! ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263/48 "2004-11-12T13:29:37Z")
Welcome to our world James! Congratulation to the family, and Yay! for Mathew who will now have someone else besides Dave to pick on. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263/49 "2004-11-12T13:54:20Z")
Congrats on birthing the new sprog! Young James is adorable! (What is it about babies that trips the ā€œAwwww!ā€ response?) ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263/50 "2004-11-12T13:56:21Z")
Right on! Cong-rats, Ginger and Dave. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263/51 "2004-11-12T13:56:38Z")
Woo! Congrats, and welcome to the littlest of the Weird-North clan! ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263/52 "2004-11-12T14:14:00Z")
hoo ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263/53 "2004-11-12T15:45:10Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > Congratulations. Remember to put a Koffee Krunch bar in the window of the nursery to appease the Canadian spirits. Thatā€™s Coffee Crisp, you silly. Thanks for all the happy thoughts. Iā€™m still in the hospital and about to try to nap. Heā€™s a content baby, eating about every 3.5 hours. Heā€™ll let me sleep, itā€™s the hospital staff that keep interrupting my naps! ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263/54 "2004-11-12T16:22:38Z")
Ah, the joy of bigger babies! They eat more and sleep better! Tell the hospital staff to back off or they will have a bunch of angry Dopers up there if they donā€™t let you get any rest. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263/55 "2004-11-12T16:26:20Z")
AWWWWWWWWWā€¦ ainā€™t he a lilā€™ cutie! Congrats **Ginger and Dave**! Welcome to the world **James**. AWWWWWWWWWā€¦ look at those chubby lilā€™ cheeks and those little fingersā€¦ AWWWWWWWWW ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263/56 "2004-11-12T16:37:15Z")
Dave, way to go man. Congrats to you and Ginger for your latest addition to the deep end of the gene pool. Keeping in line with the football speculation, I think this kid has O-line written all over him. Mark my words. ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263/57 "2004-11-12T16:45:44Z")
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Congratulations - heā€™s wonderful. Heā€™s even smiling in that second picture. He must know how lucky he is already! ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263/58 "2004-11-12T16:52:39Z")
Awwwā€¦he looks like a little angel! What a sweet face. Congrats to the entire Weird-North family! Ava ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263/59 "2004-11-12T17:01:49Z")
Good job, guys. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263/60 "2004-11-12T18:53:21Z")
> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#): > > Thatā€™s Coffee Crisp, you silly. > > Thanks for all the happy thoughts. Iā€™m still in the hospital and about to try to nap. Heā€™s a content baby, eating about every 3.5 hours. Heā€™ll let me sleep, itā€™s the hospital staff that keep interrupting my naps! Aaah! You shouldnā€™t be posting so soon! The baby (G-d forbid) could become infected with spyware demons or pop-up dybbuks. You must remove Jamiesā€™ little blue knitted boots. Tie a red ribbon around his wrist. Then, reboot the baby. Sanvi, Sansavi, Semangleaf Seagate, CW Shredder, Spybot S&D Lilith be gone! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-doper-the-weird-north-baby-arrives/274263.md?page=4)