# The Newest Insanity: Alex Jones says Michelle Obama is a man **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 28, 2017, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-insanity-alex-jones-says-michelle-obama-is-a-man/794893 "2017-08-28T00:03:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-insanity-alex-jones-says-michelle-obama-is-a-man/794893/41 "2017-08-29T02:43:27Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > And now the question for the ages… where do all those boats go, and how does he get them out of the basement??? > > 😃 Nobody knows. I’m fairly certain he burnt one of them, but they’ve never given as much as a hint. Personally, mine was thin enough to go out through a window. At 17 feet long, I was almost glad it was on the second floor. If anyone wants a 17 foot kayak that can hold about 200 pounds of gear and a full-grown man… ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-insanity-alex-jones-says-michelle-obama-is-a-man/794893/42 "2017-08-29T02:58:42Z")
Trying to figure out who would’ve made a better Alex Jones - [Allen Garfield](https://www.google.ca/search?q=allen+garfield&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwisqsTvtfvVAhVU9mMKHXQxAWsQ_AUICigB&biw=1098&bih=809) (who’s still dead, though, last time I checked) or [John Goodman](https://www.google.ca/search?q=john+goodman&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj3yKaNtvvVAhUCwWMKHYzMB90Q_AUICigB&biw=1098&bih=809). ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-insanity-alex-jones-says-michelle-obama-is-a-man/794893/43 "2017-08-29T03:17:01Z")
> [@Horatius](#): > > The thing is, he’s not looking for a reaction from us. He’s playing to his fan base, to whom he markets an endless supply of bullshit products. Those idiots have made him rich, and he couldn’t care less what you or I or anyone else thinks about him. As long as those sweet Idiot Dollars keep rolling in, he’ll keep spewing this nonsense. You’re right about playing to his base, but I can’t imagine he is disappointed by this type of reaction. I suppose my way to get him off the air wouldn’t really work. I guess you just have to find some common ground from those who follow him and try to nudge them in another direction…or something. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-insanity-alex-jones-says-michelle-obama-is-a-man/794893/44 "2017-08-29T03:33:16Z")
If Alex Jones fan could reason, they wouldn’t be Alex Jones fans. ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-insanity-alex-jones-says-michelle-obama-is-a-man/794893/45 "2017-08-29T11:22:25Z")
> [@The\_Tooth](#): > > If Alex Jones fan could reason, they wouldn’t be Alex Jones fans. Then maybe they have to be taught how, I dunno, I’m trying to be positive here. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2017, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-insanity-alex-jones-says-michelle-obama-is-a-man/794893/46 "2017-08-30T22:32:20Z")
> [@Icarus](#): > > Well, in Alex Jones universe, being a “MAN!” is something to celebrate, so he is paying Michelle the ultimate compliment. > > And she is more of a man than he’ll ever be. Alex Jones is not “a man”. He is a maggot. A muck crawling, diseased, shit eating maggot. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2017, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-insanity-alex-jones-says-michelle-obama-is-a-man/794893/47 "2017-08-30T22:33:20Z")
> [@Chisquirrel](#): > > Nobody knows. I’m fairly certain he burnt one of them, but they’ve never given as much as a hint. > > Personally, mine was thin enough to go out through a window. At 17 feet long, I was almost glad it was on the second floor. If anyone wants a 17 foot kayak that can hold about 200 pounds of gear and a full-grown man… Fuckin’ cool!!! 🆒 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-insanity-alex-jones-says-michelle-obama-is-a-man/794893.md?page=2)