# The newest Salad Fingers (ep 7) is up

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-salad-fingers-ep-7-is-up/342427>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 31, 2006, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-salad-fingers-ep-7-is-up/342427 "2006-01-31T23:02:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-salad-fingers-ep-7-is-up/342427/1 "2006-01-31T23:02:52Z")

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I know there’s a few fans here of our freaky little British friend.

[Episode 7](http://content.fat-pie.com/saladfingers7.swf) (Flash-based site)

Not as creepy as past episodes, but weird nonetheless.

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**Author:** ![PetW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@PetW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PetW)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-salad-fingers-ep-7-is-up/342427/2 "2006-02-01T00:21:12Z")

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I never realized Salad Fingers had such a lovely singing voice.

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**Author:** ![Baraqiyal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@Baraqiyal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baraqiyal)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-salad-fingers-ep-7-is-up/342427/3 "2006-02-01T04:17:55Z")

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I’d like to know why Mr. Fingers freaked out so badly in the last episode.

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-salad-fingers-ep-7-is-up/342427/4 "2006-02-01T04:21:15Z")

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He doesn’t seem quite so obsessed with rusty spoons.

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**Author:** ![PetW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@PetW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PetW)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-salad-fingers-ep-7-is-up/342427/5 "2006-02-01T15:24:27Z")

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> [@Baraqiyal](#):
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> I’d like to know why Mr. Fingers freaked out so badly in the last episode.

Well when he was speaking to the toilet he said something about, “You’ve got the wrong bloke squire.” Then when he got back he mistook (himself) for Jeremy Fisher, and ate himself for “Tailgating my daughter with aspirations of deflowering her rose.”  
Yeah, ep 6 was a weird one. Apparently Salad Fingers holds some sort of weird grudge against people who come back from the Great War, since they went without him.

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**Author:** ![Baraqiyal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@Baraqiyal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baraqiyal)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-salad-fingers-ep-7-is-up/342427/6 "2006-02-01T17:26:58Z")

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> [@PetW](#):
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> Well when he was speaking to the toilet he said something about, “You’ve got the wrong bloke squire.” Then when he got back he mistook (himself) for Jeremy Fisher, and ate himself for “Tailgating my daughter with aspirations of deflowering her rose.”  
> Yeah, ep 6 was a weird one. Apparently Salad Fingers holds some sort of weird grudge against people who come back from the Great War, since they went without him.

I’m a little behind the times. I was actually thinking of episode 5 when Salad freaked out at the picnic. His world seemed to crash in around him when his one guest said a few innocent words.

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**Author:** ![PetW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@PetW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PetW)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-salad-fingers-ep-7-is-up/342427/7 "2006-02-01T23:09:36Z")

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It sucks, I really wish I could contribute more to this thread, as I do really like when the new Salad Finger eps come out… But there’s just nothing to really discuss about them.
