You missed a comma.
You know, if you’re going to piss on people’s grammar, you really ought to learn to write correctly yourself.
Derp. It’s the autobiography of your helix and how it gave up on the dating scene and chose to remain single.
Like this? Eat me, dickhead.
Now, now. Don’t cry. Your guns still love you.
Ohhh, that almost hurts, but I’m in a LTR with a sexy nurse.
And I love them.
How convenient, since your tiny little dick probably fits perfectly up their barrels.
Win-win, for you, huh?
Junior, you ain’t gonna out-snark me. Give it up before I give you another wedgie.
Keep pretending. I’ll let you out snark me. I try to stay a little more civilized.
You’ll let me? Gee thanks. As if it weren’t easy enough.
By the way, I enjoyed the ever so civilized “Eat me, dickhead.” You’ve got a future at the State Department if the position of Freedom Enthusiast falls through.
Don’t tell her (?) you don’t know what a helix is. Seriously.
Another good one, almost makes me want to sell my guns and become a dork like you.
But then what will you masturbate with?
His sexy nurse. You don’t know her, she’s from Canada.
Actually, they just say that to get him into bed.
Canada? Sorry too pasty.
He’d make a better diplomat than John Bolton, at any rate.
Canadian women are too lots of stuff for you. Smart, sane… and after smart and sane, the rest doesn’t matter as much.
I get it. The AK47s are pieces of shit, but they’re guns, dammit, so you still had to have them. You can get help for psychological crutches, you know. You don’t have to be a slave to your addiction.
Got so many guns he can’t even keep track? That’s the gun equivalent of the monkeysphere - the gunkeysphere, I guess.
It just a collection Esox. Is there something wrong with that? Best thing about them AK47s is they are worth a lot more now then what I paid for them, thanks to gun grabbers making them SOOO popular!