# The next MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [July 23, 2007, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813 "2007-07-23T05:10:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813/221 "2007-07-25T05:36:46Z")
OMG! Baklava Honey Cheesecake! Droooool! Speaking of hookah bars (we call it shisha here, or sheesha, if that helps your pronunciation), it has been soooooo long since I sucked down some nice apple shisha! (FTR, hashish in Arabic means grass). Hubby hates shisha - too bad, 'cause I love it, although the morning after, I feel like I inhaled powdered glass! ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813/222 "2007-07-25T05:47:30Z")
**WTG Bobbio!** Are you going go all the way to Paramedic? I’m so pissed at Hubby! I went to Costco today. I told him I’d need help unloading the truck when I got home. When I got here, there was a NOTE! It said a friend needed some “help” so he went. Help, my foot! He just didn’t want to schlep all the groceries in! I got home at 6:30PM and he’s still not here, at 10:30. I fooled him, though, I brought in the cold stuff and left the rest for him to get whenever. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813/223 "2007-07-25T06:02:42Z")
> [@Roo](#): > > (Good morning, Special1! Are you still talking to me after I made fun of you earlier?) No. Oh, damn, I just did!! :rolleyes: :smack: 😃 Eh, well. Goodnight, **Roo**! See you in the morning. Wait, it **is** morning. So, can I see you now? Bouncing? Please? Two hot girls strangling each other by the hair for a prize of Lesbian Baklava? ::droooooool:: (TMI Spoiler, because I’m feeling “virtuous” this morning)So, the winner gets to eat the (Lesbian) Baklava. But… who gets to eat the winner? 😉 (The smiley kind of gives it away, though, doesn’t it?) **Congrats** , **EMTBobbio**! \*\*Mika \*\*-- finished the book? Isn’t the ending kind of lame? ☹ Everyone else, you know the drill… **Good Morning, Rise and Shine!!!** 😃 ETA: \*\*Dotty \*\*-- crossing fingers for Noor to finally get well. Never tried a loaded Shisha (we call it a _nargilla_ here) myself. I’m weirdly tame like that :rolleyes: Sounds fun, though! ---
**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813/224 "2007-07-25T09:17:26Z")
It’s nearly lunch time - woohoo!!! Time to start cooking my meatballs! Hubby is having a day off today - sickie, not sanctioned by work, just because he sat up too late last night watching TV and couldn’t handle the prospect of getting up at 6am to be ready to go to work at 7am! Lazy bum - I have to get up at 6am every day, weekend or no, because Her Royal Highness pays no attention to mundane details like “weekend means sleep-in”!!! Off to mix and fry my balls!!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813/225 "2007-07-25T09:46:59Z")
Good morning all, one last long day before vacation. **Scribbles** , I, too have a sudden craving for baklava. **Special1** , you’re becoming virtuous? I guess I’ll have to face the peril of Castle Anthrax alone, then. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813/226 "2007-07-25T09:54:31Z")
For some reason, when our School database can’t find a student I’m looking for, it displays a default empty entry, devoid of content save the same photo of a completely unknown student who stares back at me as if to say “I’m not sure what I’m doing here either.” Seems to pop up a lot :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813/227 "2007-07-25T10:01:20Z")
That’s okay **Pushkin**! I’m not quite sure what you’re doing here either! But welcome - baklava is over on the table next to the lesbians and you can leave the chocolate offering for **FCM** right here, next to me (mwahahahaha!!!) ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813/228 "2007-07-25T10:03:40Z")
Anyone care to tell me why the lesbians need balaclavas? ---
**Author:** ![Most\_Creative\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Most\_Creative\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Most_Creative_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813/229 "2007-07-25T10:22:20Z")
Congrats **Bob**!!! Great news!!! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813/230 "2007-07-25T10:23:40Z")
In less than an hour, I’m driving my baby and the fiance to the airport. Then we won’t see them till Christmas. _\_ More later… ---
**Author:** ![Hastily\_Scrawled\_Message](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5daacb/32.png) [@Hastily\_Scrawled\_Message](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hastily_Scrawled_Message)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813/231 "2007-07-25T10:28:45Z")
:Yawn!: I imagine y’all think I spent all night in the alt.transgender.lesbianese.pastry.porn newsgroup, but I wasn’t… It was the alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.transgender.lesbianese.pastry newsgroup. 😉 umm - I’ma goin’ to [del]bad[/del]bed. HSM ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813/232 "2007-07-25T10:43:40Z")
Lesbians in balaclavas? Leading a protest against Bahrain’s appalling cheesecake shortage, of course! The all-time best baklava I’ve ever had was made in Libya by a friend’s sister. Rosewater syrup, with a whole blanched almond in the middle. It was probably 10 years ago, but I still remember it fondly. Glad the apartment issue appears to be resolved, **Hank**. My guess is that your database was designed by someone with a sense of humor, **Pushkin**. Welcome, by the way. You owe **FCM** some chocolate, even though we’re having a baklava party today. Hope Noor gets the all-clear, **Dotty**. Guess I should do something here before going off to work… How come that big ol’ “Rise and Shine” from **SO** isn’t waking me up more. I think I need sound effects or something. And more caffeine. Why isn’t it Friday yet? GT ---
**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813/233 "2007-07-25T11:04:14Z")
[QUOTE=gardentraveler] How come that big ol’ “Rise and Shine” from **SO** isn’t waking me up more. I think I need sound effects or something. And more caffeine. [/QUOTE] I can’t do caffeine, but [this](http://www.simplythebest.net/sounds/WAV/sound_effects_WAV/sound_effect_WAV_files/alarm_clock.wav) might help!!! 😃 (warning - this is a sound file link that will open your default media player - e.g. Windows Media Player) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813/234 "2007-07-25T11:09:07Z")
Mmmmm…lesbian pastries… My back is a little jacked up from how I slept last night. Anyone wanna get into the Wayback Machine for me and prod me in the middle of last night and make me sleep properly? ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813/235 "2007-07-25T11:12:00Z")
[QUOTE=Dottygumdrop] I can’t do caffeine, but [this](http://www.simplythebest.net/sounds/WAV/sound_effects_WAV/sound_effect_WAV_files/alarm_clock.wav) might help!!! 😃 (warning - this is a sound file link that will open your default media player - e.g. Windows Media Player) [/QUOTE] that’s it? I expected something ever so much more jarring. I’m disappointed. Weird dream involving my bedroom furnature being rearranged, and leftover fried chicken without the yummy crunchy skin. I have NO freakin idea what the hell those two things have to do with each other, but I figured if you can get to lesbian balaclavas from Lebonese Baklava… ---
**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813/236 "2007-07-25T11:17:33Z")
Sorry if the alarm clock was a bit anti-climactic, but [this](http://www.simplythebest.net/sounds/WAV/sound_effects_WAV/sound_effect_WAV_files/baby_cry.wav) is what usually wakes me up! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813/237 "2007-07-25T11:24:11Z")
[QUOTE=Dottygumdrop] Sorry if the alarm clock was a bit anti-climactic, but [this](http://www.simplythebest.net/sounds/WAV/sound_effects_WAV/sound_effect_WAV_files/baby_cry.wav) is what usually wakes me up! [/QUOTE] now _that’s_ effective 😉 ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813/238 "2007-07-25T11:26:42Z")
Hee…thanks for trying, **Dotty**. But I think something probably needs to reach through the screen and shake me or something. Guess I’ll go look for more caffeine. Again. GT ---
**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813/239 "2007-07-25T11:27:16Z")
Oh - and [this](http://www.simplythebest.net/sounds/WAV/WAV_files/TV_show_WAV_files/howdoin.wav) one is for all you flirtatious Humpers! Okay, I’ll stop now! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813/240 "2007-07-25T11:54:05Z")
[QUOTE=Dottygumdrop] Okay, I’ll stop now! [/QUOTE] why? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-mmp/412813.md?page=13)