“Write a script for an episode of Friends where Ross buys an avocado but finds out that it is actually an advanced scout for an alien invasion fleet”
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is sitting on the couch, holding an avocado in his hand.]
Ross: Hey guys, look what I just bought!
Monica: An avocado?
Ross: Yeah, I thought I’d make some guacamole for our movie night tonight.
Rachel: You do realize that avocados are actually a fruit, right?
Ross: Oh come on, everyone knows that avocados are vegetables.
Phoebe: (entering the cafe) Hey guys, what’s up?
Monica: Ross just bought an avocado.
Phoebe: Ooh, I love avocados! Can I have some?
Ross: Sure, here you go. (hands Phoebe the avocado)
[Phoebe takes a bite of the avocado and suddenly starts choking.]
Phoebe: (coughing) What the hell is this?!
Ross: What do you mean? It’s an avocado.
Phoebe: (coughing) This is not an avocado! It’s some kind of alien scout!
Monica: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: (pointing to the avocado) This thing has been communicating with other alien ships! It’s part of an invasion fleet!
Ross: (shocked) What?!
Rachel: (laughing) Oh my God, Phoebe, you are so full of it!
Phoebe: I’m serious, guys! I can feel it in my psychic powers!
Monica: (skeptical) Uh huh. And what exactly do these aliens look like?
Phoebe: (closing her eyes) I see them… they have slimy green skin and big black eyes… and they’re coming to Earth to enslave us all!
Ross: (panicked) Oh my God, we have to stop them!
Chandler: (entering the cafe) Hey guys, what’s going on?
Monica: Phoebe thinks the avocado that Ross bought is actually an alien scout.
Chandler: (dumbfounded) Uh, okay.
[The group starts arguing about what to do about the avocado. Ross suggests calling the government, while Rachel suggests just throwing it away. Phoebe insists that they need to communicate with the aliens and find out their intentions.]
[The scene cuts to Ross and the rest of the group standing in front of the avocado, which is now inside a glass container.]
Ross: (to the avocado) Okay, listen up, you slimy little alien! We know what you’re up to, and we’re not going to let you get away with it!
Phoebe: (to Ross) Ross, we need to be diplomatic. We need to find out why they’re here and what they want from us.
Rachel: (to Phoebe) Yeah, and while we’re at it, maybe we can ask them to share some of their avocado recipes.
[The group continues to argue and debate what to do, while the avocado sits silently in the glass container.]
[The scene fades to black, ending the episode.]