# The Next Poster.... **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 18, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927 "2010-05-18T19:51:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/61 "2010-05-20T16:03:19Z")
{notfrommensa’s bulldog checking in} It gets so bad that I am farting on every other breath, it likes there is a pathway from the lung to the anus. TNP will have eaten strawberries within the last 3 days. ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/62 "2010-05-20T16:07:33Z")
There were a couple of blueberries on the lemon tart I had Monday . . . close enough? TNP has 20/20 vision. IvoryTower, I do stained glass too! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/63 "2010-05-20T16:39:39Z")
False. I’ve worn glasses since I was ten or so, although now I’m more likely to wear contact lenses. TNP eats lots of carrots to improve his or her night vision. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/64 "2010-05-20T17:01:16Z")
I eat lots of carrots, but because I like carrots more than other vegetables. The next poster drives a non-domestic auto. ---
**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/65 "2010-05-20T17:09:29Z")
True … A Honda Accord and a Suzuki Boulevard (motorcycle). The next poster likes craft beers. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/66 "2010-05-20T17:50:35Z")
I’m dating a homebrewer and have helped her brew on occasion. TNP can curl their tongue. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/67 "2010-05-20T18:26:27Z")
Yep! The next poster doesn’t know who Crystal Bowersox is. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/68 "2010-05-20T18:33:53Z")
Nope, Crystal Bowersox is favored to be MY next American Idol. TNP kept his/her significant other up by snoring last night. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/69 "2010-05-20T18:42:04Z")
False - a CPAP does wonders for marital snoozing. TNP has a schedule taped to the wall in his/her cubicle/office. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/70 "2010-05-20T19:21:18Z")
Why yes, I have two train schedules on the cubicle. The next poster knows the dirty lyrics to the Brady Bunch theme song. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/71 "2010-05-20T19:51:13Z")
I wish I did. The next poster is scheduling his or her summer plans around watching the World Cup (even if only on TV). ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/72 "2010-05-20T19:59:51Z")
World Cup? Is that, like, soccer? I don’t watch sports. TNP colors their hair blonde. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/73 "2010-05-20T20:04:13Z")
Nope, my hair is naturally brown (and graying) – no artificial color. The next poster is on the telemarketing “Do Not Call” list. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/74 "2010-05-20T20:20:34Z")
Nope, but we’re unlisted, so it’s never been a problem. TNP will provide a link to the dirty lyrics to the _Brady Bunch_ theme song. Or **Intergalactic Gladiator** will. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/75 "2010-05-21T00:30:44Z")
No can do, I googled with no success. TNP will eat some sort of seafood tomorrow. (It’s Friday!!) ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/76 "2010-05-21T00:39:28Z")
I certainly hope so! Mmmmmmm … sushi … The next poster really will be excited about the upcoming World Cup! Really! Please? ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/77 "2010-05-21T01:06:21Z")
Not until the Stanley Cup has been won by the Hawks. And even then, no. The next poster hasn’t had a haircut in at least 6 weeks. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/78 "2010-05-21T01:09:27Z")
Nope, I haven’t. The next poster learned how to drive after the age of 20 if they ever did. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/79 "2010-05-21T01:25:45Z")
No, but I was later than my teen peers, that’s for sure. Just wasn’t that important to me. TNP has taken a bus in the last week. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/80 "2010-05-21T02:00:55Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > No, but I was later than my teen peers, that’s for sure. Just wasn’t that important to me. > > TNP has taken a bus in the last week. Nope - commute’s too long for a bus. TNP works or has worked in law enforcement. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927.md?page=5)