# The Next Poster.... **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 18, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927 "2010-05-18T19:51:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2010, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/101 "2010-05-24T17:06:15Z")
No, I quite agree that your lie is a lie. The next poster secretly enjoys the aroma of his or her own farts. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2010, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/102 "2010-05-24T17:06:55Z")
I’m a very disagreeable person on occasion. TNP will have just returned from the bathroom. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/103 "2010-05-24T17:32:47Z")
> [@melodyharmonius](#): > > I’m a very disagreeable person on occasion. > > TNP will have just returned from the bathroom. WHY ARE YOU SPYING ON ME??? TNP would like to lose 10 pounds. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/104 "2010-05-24T17:39:37Z")
> [@Mama\_Zappa](#): > > WHY ARE YOU SPYING ON ME??? > > TNP would like to lose 10 pounds. I spy because I care. 10? I lost 350 when I go divorced. Course, 330 of that was my ex-husband. TNP forgot to eat lunch today. ---
**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2010, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/105 "2010-05-24T19:20:19Z")
I did! But I was on the way home from a long weekend and I’ll wait until supper. TNP is a southpaw. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/106 "2010-05-24T19:38:00Z")
> [@KennerTheGreat](#): > > I did! But I was on the way home from a long weekend and I’ll wait until supper. > > TNP is a southpaw. Yup - I totally am. Didja know that we use the opposite side of the brain as the side we write with? Therefore, left-handed peeps are the only ones in their right minds! TNP is clockwatching just as much as I am. ---
**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2010, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/107 "2010-05-24T21:39:17Z")
> [@melodyharmonius](#): > > TNP is clockwatching just as much as I am. If not more. TNP can see a body of water from his/her window right now. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/108 "2010-05-24T21:45:11Z")
If Lake Austin (a segment of the Colorado River), then yes! I can see a body of water from my window. The next poster has attended a World Series game, live and in person. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2010, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/109 "2010-05-24T21:47:58Z")
Yes, I have, St Louis vs Boston a few years ago as a matter of fact. TNP is participating in the the Current SDMB Feud about World War II. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/110 "2010-05-25T00:10:30Z")
Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/111 "2010-05-25T00:32:11Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > …TNP is participating in the the Current SDMB Feud about World War II. False. But thanks for the tip; I’ll go over and take a look. TNP thinks that Rommel was the best general of WW2. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/112 "2010-05-25T01:12:54Z")
False. I couldn’t care less about WW2 and generally dislike history as a subject, especially when it has to do with wars. TNP has three or more children. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/113 "2010-05-25T01:24:39Z")
In a manner of speaking – I live with a mother of three, but none of her kids are mine, either biologically or via adoption. TNP has walked a dog in the last 24 hours. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/114 "2010-05-25T03:48:11Z")
Sort of, My old pup can barely make it out my yard, especially when the temps are at 90 deg. she does her business and wants to come back in immediately and go back to sleep. TNP had a crush on one of his/her high school teachers. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/115 "2010-05-25T13:05:10Z")
Junior high, actually. Homeroom and English teacher in 6th, 7th, 8th grade. The next poster eats fortune cookies…in bed. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/116 "2010-05-25T13:09:46Z")
i have not eaten fortune cookies in bed in a long time - but when I was like 8 or 10, my friends mom bought us a whole bag of them and we ate them all so we could read all the fortunes. It was the summer so we had on pajama shorts - and MAN were those sheets itchy all night. TNP keeps thinking it’s Wednesday. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/117 "2010-05-25T13:18:35Z")
False. I am fully aware that it’s Tuesday. TNP wishes it were Friday. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/118 "2010-05-25T13:45:07Z")
Nope, I don’t want to wish my life away. TNP will attend a Memorial Day parade honoring the men and women who have died while in Military Service. (FTR, My 88 yr old father, a WWII Vet will be marching in a Memorial Day parade this weekend, in his very small home town. I wish I could be there) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/119 "2010-05-25T15:29:01Z")
Correct. I’ll even be giving the speech! TNP already has food and drink set aside for Memorial Day festivities. ---
**Author:** ![Emily\_Litella](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emily_litella/32/3370_2.png) [@Emily\_Litella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emily_Litella)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927/120 "2010-05-25T17:46:31Z")
No, still planning what to bring to my friends house in Pennsylvania. They’re eating healthy, I’m eating healthy, but the other friend I’m getting a ride with will insist on hamburgers and hotdogs. I see an argument in my future. TNP will be going out of town this weekend. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-poster/539927.md?page=7)