# The Next President of the United States, Deez Nuts

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-president-of-the-united-states-deez-nuts/728486
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [August 21, 2015, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-president-of-the-united-states-deez-nuts/728486 "2015-08-21T23:02:20Z")
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### Author: ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2015, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-president-of-the-united-states-deez-nuts/728486/21 "2015-08-24T19:17:02Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Maybe the Koch brothers need to find out what sort of financial incentive would convince Mr. Nutz to endorse their favored candidate. Half a billion dollars, maybe?

Perhaps you’ve uncovered Mr. Nutz’ real motivation.

Plenty of bloggers have become paid shills for products because they command an audience. The eventual nominee is simply a different product the Kochs would like to sell us.

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### Author: ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2015, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-president-of-the-united-states-deez-nuts/728486/22 "2015-08-25T15:20:06Z")

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Just winning a sizable chunk of the vote would be an attention getter.  
…sending a message to other voters that they are not alone and that it is possible for us to “something”

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### Author: ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2015, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-president-of-the-united-states-deez-nuts/728486/23 "2015-08-25T15:59:23Z")

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And his First Lady, Dat Ass.

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