# The next time you smell MJ - Part II **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 31, 2010, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-time-you-smell-mj-part-ii/548663 "2010-07-31T06:18:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-time-you-smell-mj-part-ii/548663/1 "2010-07-31T06:18:03Z")
Based on [this poll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=572878) and the fact that it’s two in the morning. You’ve just smelled some MJ. What MJ would you prefer to have smelled? ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-time-you-smell-mj-part-ii/548663/2 "2010-07-31T06:19:36Z")
I can’t believe there will be any other answers than mine, so I claim thread ascendancy!! Whatever that might be… ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-time-you-smell-mj-part-ii/548663/3 "2010-07-31T07:24:45Z")
I’m anticipating the last three entries will be the winnar. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-time-you-smell-mj-part-ii/548663/4 "2010-07-31T07:38:54Z")
How about Mary Jane Parker _and_ marijuana? ---
**Author:** ![tumbleddown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@tumbleddown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tumbleddown)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-time-you-smell-mj-part-ii/548663/5 "2010-07-31T10:19:32Z")
Mary Jane Parker smoking marijuana while listening to Michael Jackson? ---
**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-time-you-smell-mj-part-ii/548663/6 "2010-07-31T19:48:23Z")
Well, this is creepy. I had no idea who Mary Jane Parker was, and conclude after a little searching that she is some poor little girl with blood disease and prominent white underpants, starring in Spiderman comics. What would possess people to vote for smelling her? Or any of the other people on the list, while we’re probing? ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-time-you-smell-mj-part-ii/548663/7 "2010-08-01T00:01:46Z")
[Here’s what I came up with](http://maryjane.bestmetroatlantahomesearch.com/agents/3797-Mary-Jane-Parker). Um, I’m voting for the 6th one, ---
**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-time-you-smell-mj-part-ii/548663/8 "2010-08-01T03:12:16Z")
Wow, Arky, I guess Spiderman HAS been around a long time! ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-next-time-you-smell-mj-part-ii/548663/9 "2010-08-02T12:54:36Z")
> [@Napier](#): > > Well, this is creepy. I had no idea who Mary Jane Parker was, and conclude after a little searching that she is some poor little girl with blood disease and prominent white underpants, starring in Spiderman comics. What would possess people to vote for smelling her? > > Or any of the other people on the list, while we’re probing? MJP was Spidey’s wife. And she wears perfume. This would most likely smell better than any of the other options. And, no she’s not dead: he made a deal with the devil and now he never married her, and so she’s back to being MJ Watson. The other people I assume might wear cologne. Or just be sexy by some people’s determination. (Every woman who has ever liked me has told me I smelled nice.) And Michael’s just there because that’s who a lot of people mentioned in the other thread.