# The non-offensive version of soulfrost's "Madam, I must protest"

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**Created:** [August 8, 2011, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-offensive-version-of-soulfrosts-madam-i-must-protest/591913 "2011-08-08T04:01:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-offensive-version-of-soulfrosts-madam-i-must-protest/591913/8 "2011-08-08T04:21:34Z")

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**SoulFrost** made it abundantly clear that he wanted to get himself banned.

> [@Moderator Actions in polls should affixed to the OP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderator-actions-in-polls-should-affixed-to-the-op/591702/2):
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> So, by way of protest against letting such stupidity stand unchallenged, I humbly request that my account of twelve years be terminated immediately by whichever [_poll options: cunts, cocksuckers, motherfuckers, litigants in the pending lawsuit_] have returned to such lapses in good judgement.

> [@Moderator Actions in polls should affixed to the OP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderator-actions-in-polls-should-affixed-to-the-op/591702/39):
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> Since nobody seems to have banned my ass yet

We almost never ban people just because they’re throwing a tantrum and demand a ban; the mods agreed to overlook this stuff and let **SoulFrost** cool down. The stuff in the “Madam, I simply must protest!” thread made it obvious he was going to keep acting up. He forced our hand and I guess he got what he wanted.

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