# The non-political things I really don't like thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-political-things-i-really-dont-like-thread/792639>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 2, 2017, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-political-things-i-really-dont-like-thread/792639 "2017-08-02T17:46:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2017, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-political-things-i-really-dont-like-thread/792639/81 "2017-08-04T21:02:16Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Sorry, **Mona**. It was a real hard gig.

Have a bran muffin, and drink more fluids.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2017, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-political-things-i-really-dont-like-thread/792639/82 "2017-08-04T21:05:08Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> ARCO stations in California, for one.
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> I hate people who stop at the end of moving elevators after they step off. Get out of the way!

And worse, pull into a parking lot and stop, not knowing where to go.

Meanwhile, my ass end is sticking out into the street cause I followed them in.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2017, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-political-things-i-really-dont-like-thread/792639/83 "2017-08-04T21:18:38Z")

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> [@D\_Anconia](#):
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> Grownups who jog/run in the street, when there are perfectly good sidewalks on either side.
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> Worse, people who “jog” in the street while pushing a baby stroller.

Give me a perfectly good sidewalk, and I will run on it. Problem is, most aren’t. Cracked, uneven pavement, tree roots, slippery leaves, dips - sidewalks don’t get the maintenance streets do. The number of times I’ve face-planted on the sidewalk outnumbers street falls by 3:1. Given that I:

- Wear an LED vest that flashes in different colors;

- Don’t run with earbuds in;

- Only run on residential roads, facing into traffic; and

- Am always scanning for cars in front and behind me, and move over when necessary;

makes running on the street a far safer proposition for me than running on a sidewalk. Not to mention those hardcore stroller-pushing runners. I gotz mad respeck for those guys and gals.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2017, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-political-things-i-really-dont-like-thread/792639/84 "2017-08-04T21:19:29Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> I don’t like guys that carry around a gallon jug of water at the gym. Douche-bag.

Well, what are they supposed to do? Carry around the 5 gallon jugs? Those things get heavy you know.

> [@digs](#):
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> And probably get mistaken for a store employee

I used to have a blue polo that is the exact shade of blue that Wal-Mart and some other stores use. I used to get stopped a lot by people asking me where such and such was. Being very familiar with my local Wally World I’d happily tell them where it was.

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**Author:** ![Periwinkle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Periwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Periwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2017, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-political-things-i-really-dont-like-thread/792639/85 "2017-08-05T02:08:15Z")

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> [@Bumbazine](#):
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> People, including little people, who scream, when they’re happy, excited, or for any fecking reason. I don’t need or want to hear EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!  
> every time somebody does something. Really I don’t.

It kind of scares me how much I hate people who do this. They sound as if they are being murdered and I wish they would just die.

ETA: Not little kids. But people old enough to know better.

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2017, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-political-things-i-really-dont-like-thread/792639/86 "2017-08-05T12:03:25Z")

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Ok, I give up! What _exactly_ is offensive about a gallon jug of water?

Anybody know? Is it how they’re carrying it? That it’s too much water? Too little?

Non gym rats need more context please!

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**Author:** ![El\_DeLuxo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_deluxo/32/9043_2.png) [@El\_DeLuxo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_DeLuxo)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2017, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-political-things-i-really-dont-like-thread/792639/87 "2017-08-06T03:28:37Z")

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> [@Rhiannon8404](#):
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> 1. The way the Giants are playing this season.

Oh, Gawd, me too. How can a team that’s got Crawford and Posey and Madison Fucking Bumgardner on it continue to _suck that bad_ for a whole entire season?

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**Author:** ![Graymalkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@Graymalkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Graymalkin)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-political-things-i-really-dont-like-thread/792639/88 "2017-08-07T03:02:53Z")

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Johnny Cash, Bohemian Rhapsody, and BBC news announcers NPR shoves on to finish out the hour. Can’t stand.

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-political-things-i-really-dont-like-thread/792639/89 "2017-08-07T03:16:06Z")

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Neutral colored cars. Doesn’t anyone like colors anymore?

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-political-things-i-really-dont-like-thread/792639/90 "2017-08-07T11:30:04Z")

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People who can’t do basic math yet work as cashiers. Yes, there actually is a reason I’m giving you the amount I am.

If this were some stranger on the street I could see not being up on it, but this is your job.

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**Author:** ![D\_Anconia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@D\_Anconia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Anconia)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-political-things-i-really-dont-like-thread/792639/91 "2017-08-07T14:57:14Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> Give me a perfectly good sidewalk, and I will run on it. Problem is, most aren’t. Cracked, uneven pavement, tree roots, slippery leaves, dips - sidewalks don’t get the maintenance streets do.

Slippery leaves only fall on the sidewalks, and magically stay out of the streets?

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> Not to mention those hardcore stroller-pushing runners. I gotz mad respeck for those guys and gals.

Pushing a stroller in the street is borderline reckless endangerment. Streets are where the cars are driving.

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