# The NON-Sequencial Lyric Game! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 15, 2001, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578 "2001-07-15T14:29:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/21 "2001-07-16T07:48:04Z")
The candles burned and then disappeared The curtains blew and then he appeared ---
**Author:** ![Philosophocles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b38774/32.png) [@Philosophocles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philosophocles)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/22 "2001-07-16T08:28:27Z")
Then she appeared, apple venus on a half open shell, Then she appeared, the first photograph on Fox Talbots gel, I was a little frightened, flying with my senses heightened. ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/23 "2001-07-16T09:10:35Z")
I’m looking California… and feeling Minnisota ---
**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/24 "2001-07-16T09:13:23Z")
Somewhere over the rainbow. ---
**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/25 "2001-07-16T10:21:43Z")
> [@](#): > > Mairsy doats and doesy doats > And little lamsey divey > A kiddily divey too > Wouldn’t you? Mares eat oats and does eat oats And little lambs eat ivy A kid’ll eat ivy too Wouldn’t you? Hey hey we’re the Monkees. People say we monkey around. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/26 "2001-07-16T10:32:46Z")
Got a pork roll egg cheese and bacon. Oh. Oh yeah. Baby. Hit me again! Stop it. Hit me again! Oh yeah. Hit me again! Stop it. Hit me again! Oh! Oh! Hit me again! Hit me again! oh! Got an awesome sound. It’s goin’ down. Got this awesome sound. It’s really goin’ down. Got this really fuckin’ awesome sound. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/27 "2001-07-16T11:09:42Z")
I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/28 "2001-07-16T11:49:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KneadToKnow \* > \*\*I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine \*\* I don’t want dinner I don’t want drinks And I don’t care Whatchu mamma thinks I wan’ somthin’ You got plenty of Just gimme gimme gimme Hot monkey love ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/29 "2001-07-16T11:57:42Z")
…One day the engineer wanted a bite to eat Left the monkey sittin’ on the driver’s seat… ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/30 "2001-07-16T12:05:41Z")
She don’t lie She don’t lie She don’t lie Cocaine ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/31 "2001-07-16T15:58:29Z")
cuz ones got a weasel and the other’s got a flag. Ones on a pole shove the other in a bag. With the rerun shows and the cocaine nosejob. The daytime crap where the folk singers fuck. ---
**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/32 "2001-07-16T22:37:14Z")
cause all we are is dust in the wind. ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/33 "2001-07-16T23:02:58Z")
After the jacks are in their boxes… And the clowns have all gone to bed… ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/34 "2001-07-16T23:43:20Z")
All the goyim say I’m pretty fly for a rabbi ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/35 "2001-07-17T00:47:56Z")
I could hide out under there I just made you say underwear ---
**Author:** ![Journeyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@Journeyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Journeyman)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/36 "2001-07-17T01:14:52Z")
And I don’t want the world to see me, Cause I don’t think that they’d understand, When everything’s made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am, ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/37 "2001-07-17T03:42:40Z")
Don’t regret a thing. I’ve got this friend,you see And he makes me feel. And I want him more than I could steal. **Or** I don’t know where I stand with you. I never ever make any plans with you. I don’t know what I mean to you. The only thing I know is I dream of you. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/38 "2001-07-17T04:34:52Z")
Hey boy, take a look at me Let me dirty up your mind ---
**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/39 "2001-07-17T04:58:21Z")
Oooohhh… Buh… Baby. Sex on Wheels. ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/40 "2001-07-17T05:24:37Z")
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