# The NON-Sequencial Lyric Game! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 15, 2001, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578 "2001-07-15T14:29:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/41 "2001-07-17T06:02:41Z")
As the intoxication flows My sweet inebriation grows When martinis pass my lips All my quips get razor tips ---
**Author:** ![Junior\_Spaceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Junior\_Spaceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Junior_Spaceman)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/42 "2001-07-17T07:29:11Z")
Don’t you know you shouldn’t do that Don’t you know you’ll mess the carpet Oh, it’s just like Sister Ray says ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/43 "2001-07-17T07:51:48Z")
Come back to me awhile Change your style again Come back to me awhile Change your taste in men ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/44 "2001-07-17T12:12:59Z")
I have been out wanderin’ I have traveled far One conclusion I have made Is God don’t own a car ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/45 "2001-07-17T12:34:11Z")
Y’know, this would all work _if we could get William Shatner to sing it!_ 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/46 "2001-07-17T17:37:14Z")
You must take my word If there’s a God up in Heaven He owns a silver Thunderbird ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/47 "2001-07-17T18:40:13Z")
They were long and low and sleek and fast They were all you ever heard Back in ‘55 We were makin’ thunderbirds ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/48 "2001-07-18T01:24:10Z")
And she’ll have fun fun fun 'til her daddy takes her T-bird away ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/49 "2001-07-18T01:31:13Z")
She’s a demon Behind the wheel Thinks she’s drivin’ The Batmobile ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/50 "2001-07-18T02:46:06Z")
YADDAYI YADDAYIY DAAA!!! (horn fanfare) tch-tch NANA NANA NANA NANA NANA NANA NANA NANA… ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/51 "2001-07-18T14:46:44Z")
Which is camel for, “What the heck did he say anyway?” ---
**Author:** ![Tabeitha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b3f665/32.png) [@Tabeitha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabeitha)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/52 "2001-07-19T19:57:53Z")
Driving around all wacked on the scooby snacks ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/53 "2001-07-20T01:29:16Z")
But the Hedgehog can never be buggered … (Oops! Getting vulgar at this hour means I need more espresso) ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/54 "2001-07-20T04:09:36Z")
I can see the beauty treatment draining from your face It is vision free, it’s poor bugger me Something less than grand Redneck Wonderland ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/55 "2001-07-20T04:59:28Z")
I walk the line between good and evil… My rent is sixty-five a day… ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/56 "2001-07-20T12:25:20Z")
Dang me, dang me They oughta take a rope and hang me… ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/57 "2001-07-20T12:40:33Z")
Life unwinds like a cheap sweater, but since I gave up hope I feel a lot better. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/58 "2001-07-20T14:24:21Z")
We’re just two lost souls swimmin’ in a fish bowl, year after year. Runnin’ over the same old ground, what have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. ---
**Author:** ![Hometownboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/59 "2001-07-22T06:48:29Z")
And you read your Emily Dickenson And I my Robert Frost And we note our place with book markers To measure what we’ve lost ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-non-sequencial-lyric-game/72578/60 "2001-07-22T21:59:18Z")
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