# The Nose While Cunnilingusing

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 1, 2002, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917 "2002-08-01T20:41:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/1 "2002-08-01T20:41:41Z")

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Used the right way, it can be as effective as the tongue.

This has been a “Q-Tip” from…

Quasi

(who’s admittedly a little out of practice:D)

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/2 "2002-08-01T20:49:29Z")

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Hmmmm… I didn’t get much response with the use of my right ear so maybe I’ll give that a try.

Thanks Quasi. You’re a peach.

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**Author:** ![p\_cific\_812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@p\_cific\_812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/p_cific_812)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/3 "2002-08-01T21:21:39Z")

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Nose you say?.. Hmmm, thats just crazy enough to work!!! 😃

(I can’t believe this thread hasn’t been closed yet.)

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**Author:** ![Regina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d78d45/32.png) [@Regina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regina)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/4 "2002-08-01T21:25:48Z")

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“Used the right way, it can be as effective as the tongue.”

Yeah, but it _looks_ really silly. (From the, uh, receiver’s, uh, position, that is).

High tone of the Boards, indeed . . .

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/5 "2002-08-01T21:26:38Z")

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Not much use while fellating, I’m sad to report.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/6 "2002-08-01T21:30:42Z")

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Or sodomizing.

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/7 "2002-08-01T21:32:08Z")

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There seem to be a few individuals on the boards who seem to enjoy taking the “high tone” effort head-on. Either that or you’re really bored.

Steven

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**Author:** ![Fibonacci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Fibonacci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fibonacci)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/8 "2002-08-01T21:34:08Z")

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A caveat though.  
While it may be as effective as the tongue in some stages, don’t go for the nose too soon.  
While hoping to try this experiment at home, I attempted to slip my nose down my partner’s throat during foreplay.  
Tilt! Game over!  
YMMV 😛

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/9 "2002-08-01T21:53:36Z")

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D  
I **LOVE** you guys!

:D:D:D:D:D:D

Quasi

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**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/10 "2002-08-01T22:00:42Z")

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Some women will pay good money for a nose job, I’m told.

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**Author:** ![islandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@islandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/islandgirl)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/11 "2002-08-01T22:02:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Usram \*  
> \*\*Some women will pay good money for a nose job, I’m told. \*\*

ROLF! 😃

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/12 "2002-08-01T22:19:28Z")

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Feh. I solve the nose problem by going 69 whenever possible.

However, on a slightly related subject: Has anybody seen (or, better yet, tried) those strap-ons for your face? Belt goes around your head, phallus sticks out from your chin. You do the math…

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**Author:** ![Rockford](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ac8455/32.png) [@Rockford](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rockford)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/13 "2002-08-01T22:36:39Z")

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- Originally posted by Mtgman \*  
\*\*

> [@](#):
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> There seem to be a few individuals on the boards who seem to enjoy taking the “high tone” effort head-on. Either that or you’re really bored.

\*\*

Or they haven’t seen this:  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb)…?threadid=78638

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**Author:** ![Rockford](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ac8455/32.png) [@Rockford](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rockford)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/14 "2002-08-01T22:41:02Z")

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Correction-

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=78638](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=78638)  
🙂

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**Author:** ![d12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/71c47a/32.png) [@d12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d12)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/15 "2002-08-01T22:46:41Z")

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Help it’s eating me! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/16 "2002-08-01T22:49:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Cervaise \*  
> \*\*However, on a slightly related subject: Has anybody seen (or, better yet, tried) those strap-ons for your face? Belt goes around your head, phallus sticks out from your chin. You do the math… \*\*

Let’s see…square the radius, subtract the hypotenuse…carry the one…oh my!😃

(By the way, **Rockford** , check the date on that announcement. It’s over a year old.)

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**Author:** ![domesticatedjunglefowl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b38774/32.png) [@domesticatedjunglefowl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/domesticatedjunglefowl)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/17 "2002-08-01T22:58:20Z")

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my email is [nosetrick@hotmail.com](mailto:nosetrick@hotmail.com) the name came from a (raunchy but not serious) pickup line of mine: ‘wanna see the cool trick i can do with my nose and my tongue?’

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**Author:** ![Myrnalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@Myrnalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrnalene)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/18 "2002-08-01T23:17:36Z")

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**Rockford** , do you know that the thread you linked to is over a year old?

**Mtgman** , since there has as of yet been no official pronouncement in re: “raising the tone of the board”, I imagine people are gonna pretty much post whatever they want. If you don’t know the rules, you can’t break ‘em.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/19 "2002-08-01T23:22:50Z")

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Seems like using the nose would be the same as using your knuckle. I suppose you could blow air out of your nose, but that would be pretty strange in my book.

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/20 "2002-08-01T23:28:45Z")

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Yes, but your nose might get wedged in there, your tongue wont.

I think we finally licked our problem with high tone.

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