# The Nose While Cunnilingusing **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 1, 2002, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917 "2002-08-01T20:41:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sinshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Sinshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinshine)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/21 "2002-08-01T23:42:32Z")
As always having been on the recieving end of this one, I’m amused. Very amused. I would point out, though, that it’s there anyways. Might as well put it to work. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/22 "2002-08-01T23:50:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > Feh. I solve the nose problem by going 69 whenever possible. How does that solve the nose problem? I would think it would escalate it as your nose would be closer to her ass. I prefer my nose as far away from asses as possible. ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/23 "2002-08-02T00:22:04Z")
Dammit - I knew this would happen. I knew it had been a looooong time but still I didn’t think it had been so long that they had changed how it’s done!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/24 "2002-08-02T00:42:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > \*\* > > How does that solve the nose problem? I would think it would escalate it as your nose would be closer to her ass. I prefer my nose as far away from asses as possible. \*\* Well, one good point is your air passage stays clear. Once, I must’ve accidentally done something good. I was kneeling at the end of the bed. She spasmed, brought her thighs down on my shoulders and thrust her hips up. My hands slipped and slid out from under me. Nose was jammed into her body and I couldn’t breathe. How would that look at on a death certificate? Smothered by pussy. [sub] but what a way to go…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/25 "2002-08-02T01:02:01Z")
**Smothered by pussy** Band name! ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/26 "2002-08-02T01:43:28Z")
And Cyrano de Bergerac had a hard time getting Roxanne? ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/27 "2002-08-02T02:17:03Z")
All I can say is, “Wow.” Oh, and shave. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/28 "2002-08-02T02:56:32Z")
If somoene used their nose while …down… on me, I’d tell them to knock it off. I’d really rather they didn’t get their nose all sloppy. Gross. Same with facial hair… I wouldn’t even let a guy with facial hair go down there. :::shudder::: (and I don’t care what other people’s experiences are… or that you can “wipe it off” --yeah, like you can just “wipe shit off” and everything is okie dokie?)… I am squeamish enough about facial hair without having it all nasty.) ---
**Author:** ![Tamex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Tamex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamex)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/29 "2002-08-02T06:00:23Z")
Wouldn’t this new technique be “cunninasaling”? Damn! My husband’s asleep! ---
**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/30 "2002-08-02T06:14:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tamex \* > **Wouldn’t this new technique be “cunninasaling”?** I was thinking more along the lines of “cunnirhinus”. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/31 "2002-08-02T06:37:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > \*\*And Cyrano de Bergerac had a hard time getting Roxanne? \*\* F\*\*k knows. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/32 "2002-08-02T10:55:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rockford \* > \*\* > Or they haven’t seen this: > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb)…?threadid=78638 \*\* And I did not. Hmmmm. Too graphic? Maybe. If that’s the case, mods, then please close it. BTW, I like the term **cunnirhinusing**. 😉 Quasi ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/33 "2002-08-02T14:45:38Z")
Before this thread is closed, my post should have read: F\*\*K nose. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/34 "2002-08-02T16:14:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > \*\* > > How does that solve the nose problem? I would think it would escalate it as your nose would be closer to her ass. I prefer my nose as far away from asses as possible. \*\* Sue, are you accusing me of being a brownnoser?😛 Isn’t it nice no one has jumped in and screamed about using condoms? 😛 …and the 😛 should be the official smiley of this thread ---
**Author:** ![Tamex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Tamex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamex)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/35 "2002-08-02T19:14:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > **Isn’t it nice no one has jumped in and screamed about using condoms? 😛** Well, that would make breathing quite difficult, wouldn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![QueenAl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/d26b3c/32.png) [@QueenAl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QueenAl)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/36 "2002-08-02T19:32:29Z")
You mean this isn’t common knowledge? Guess it wouldn’t work as well with a snub nose, though. Yet again, size really _does_ matter… > [@](#): > > (I can’t believe this thread hasn’t been closed yet.) Don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll stick their noses in sooner or later. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/37 "2002-08-02T20:06:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tamex \* > \*\* > > Well, that would make breathing quite difficult, wouldn’t it? \*\* I’m learning to breathe thru my ears.😛 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/38 "2002-08-02T22:17:29Z")
_jumps around screaming_ Use CONDOMS!!! [sub]fill them up with water and throw them at people[/sub] Okay, now that THAT’S out of the way, isn’t this a nosy question? ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2002, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917/39 "2002-08-02T23:40:42Z")
**Opalcat** , while I realize you’re a Board goddess, you have obviously never been bearded. This practice appears to be confined to Mensa, specifically the infamous Mensa cabana boys, and it involves one or, better still, two gentlemen doing massage with beards. In the PG version, the elbows are bearded. **Guinastasia** , quit being nebby! By the way, DUCK!! :Throws condom waterballoon at Guinastasia: My, it’s big!! :wide-eyed innocent look: CJ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nose-while-cunnilingusing/121917.md?page=1)