As always having been on the recieving end of this one, I’m amused. Very amused. I would point out, though, that it’s there anyways. Might as well put it to work.
How does that solve the nose problem? I would think it would escalate it as your nose would be closer to her ass. I prefer my nose as far away from asses as possible.
Dammit - I knew this would happen.
I knew it had been a looooong time but still I didn’t think it had been so long that they had changed how it’s done!! 
Well, one good point is your air passage stays clear.
Once, I must’ve accidentally done something good. I was kneeling at the end of the bed. She spasmed, brought her thighs down on my shoulders and thrust her hips up. My hands slipped and slid out from under me. Nose was jammed into her body and I couldn’t breathe. How would that look at on a death certificate? Smothered by pussy.
[sub] but what a way to go…[/sub]
Smothered by pussy
Band name!
And Cyrano de Bergerac had a hard time getting Roxanne?
All I can say is, “Wow.” Oh, and shave.
If somoene used their nose while …down… on me, I’d tell them to knock it off. I’d really rather they didn’t get their nose all sloppy. Gross. Same with facial hair… I wouldn’t even let a guy with facial hair go down there. :::shudder::: (and I don’t care what other people’s experiences are… or that you can “wipe it off” --yeah, like you can just “wipe shit off” and everything is okie dokie?)… I am squeamish enough about facial hair without having it all nasty.)
Wouldn’t this new technique be “cunninasaling”?
Damn! My husband’s asleep!
I was thinking more along the lines of “cunnirhinus”.
F**k knows. 
And I did not.
Hmmmm. Too graphic? Maybe. If that’s the case, mods, then please close it. BTW, I like the term cunnirhinusing. 
Quasi
Before this thread is closed, my post should have read: F**K nose.
:smack:
Sue, are you accusing me of being a brownnoser?
Isn’t it nice no one has jumped in and screamed about using condoms?
…and the should be the official smiley of this thread
Well, that would make breathing quite difficult, wouldn’t it?
You mean this isn’t common knowledge? Guess it wouldn’t work as well with a snub nose, though. Yet again, size really does matter…
Don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll stick their noses in sooner or later.
I’m learning to breathe thru my ears.
jumps around screaming
Use CONDOMS!!!
[sub]fill them up with water and throw them at people[/sub]
Okay, now that THAT’S out of the way, isn’t this a nosy question?
Opalcat, while I realize you’re a Board goddess, you have obviously never been bearded. This practice appears to be confined to Mensa, specifically the infamous Mensa cabana boys, and it involves one or, better still, two gentlemen doing massage with beards. In the PG version, the elbows are bearded.
Guinastasia, quit being nebby! By the way, DUCK!!
:Throws condom waterballoon at Guinastasia:
My, it’s big!! :wide-eyed innocent look:
CJ