# The not-so-nice test **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 31, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324 "2000-01-31T01:07:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324/21 "2000-01-31T04:27:00Z")
44% Bitch, here. Someone sent this to me recently, and here’s as good a place as any to share it. It’s a little hokey, but I like the sentiment behind it. > [@](#): > > I’M A BITCH, ARE YOU? > > When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. > When I stand up for those I love, they say I’m a bitch. > When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, I’m a bitch. > > When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I’m viewed as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone’s caregiver/keeper/guardian. > > Being a bitch entails raising my children to be strong people who have a solid sense of personal and social responsibility, who are not afraid to stand up for what they believe in and who love and respect themselves for the beautiful beings they are. > > Being a bitch means that I am free to be the wonderful creature that I am, with all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and unique hidden beauty. Being a bitch means I won’t compromise what’s in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I _won’t_ allow others to step on me. > > I am proud to be a bitch! > > It means I have the courage and strength to be who I truly am. No games, no bullshit. It means I won’t become anyone else’s idea of what I “should” be. I am outspoken, opinionated, and determined. By God, I want what I want, and there isn’t a damned thing wrong with that! > > So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won’t succeed, I’m too strong. And if that makes me a bitch, so be it. I embrace the title and wear it proudly. I worked hard for it! StoryTyler Recording Secretary, [Clan MacBitch](http://fathom.org/macbitch/) ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324/22 "2000-01-31T05:37:00Z")
37% bitch. Damn, I’m even average in the bitchiness department. I’d like to excel at something. I’m gonna have to work at this. * * * Princess of the Time and Space Continuum since 1969 (upgraded to Goddess 01/07/00) OK, we have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart. =^…^= ---
**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324/23 "2000-01-31T14:05:00Z")
24% male bitch here. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324/24 "2000-01-31T14:18:00Z")
Only 30% here. I don’t know whether to be happy or sad! ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324/25 "2000-01-31T14:19:00Z")
41% Bitch 59% Softie * * * You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324/26 "2000-01-31T16:30:00Z")
Actually, I took this test twice. When I took it the way I would answer the questions, I only got 21% (I was wondering why I’ve been resembling a doormat lately). When I took the test the way my sister would have answered, I got 88%! ## So, now are you all surprised why me and my sister do not get along? Shadowfox “The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don’t acknowledge this. They claim membership in two imaginary parties, the Republicans and the Democrats, instead.” -Wampeters, Foma and Granfalloons, “In a Manner that Must Shame God Himself” (Kurt Vonnegut) ---
**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324/27 "2000-01-31T16:35:00Z")
At the bottom of the BitchTest: > [@](#): > > The BitchTest is brought to you by a little mouse. Squeak squeak! I thought it was funny. 🙂 But I am…_sigh_… **21%** bitch. How others compare: 1% (same as you) 8% (less bitchy than you) 91% (bitchier than you) Really. I’m that much of a doormat. But I suppose there are still 8% less bitchy than me… * * * You’ve got to be proud when you can’t even think of a category to nominate yourself in… [Vote in the SDMB Elections!](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/vote.adp) ---
**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324/28 "2000-01-31T16:36:00Z")
[singing]I’m not the only one! I’m not the only one![/singing] ---
**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324/29 "2000-01-31T17:14:00Z")
OK everyone watch out for MissDavis! I’ve heard shes a real Bitch! heeheehee! * * * -Frankie “Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?” -Bad Religion ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324/30 "2000-02-01T06:35:00Z")
The results are in. You are certifiably 24% bitch! which is lower than the worldwide average 38% How others compare: 1% (same as you) 13% (less bitchy than you) 86% (bitchier than you) A friend of mine came up with a great use of the word bitch as an acronym. Someone once called her a bitch and she turned to them and said, “Yeah, and do you know what that means? **Being In Total Control, Honey!** ” 😉 * * * “How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank ---
**Author:** ![iron\_fist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f475e1/32.png) [@iron\_fist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iron_fist)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324/31 "2000-02-01T00:46:00Z")
WOW I’m suprised… only 52% BITCH hard to believe only 13% are bitcher than ME! I think my friends agree. And about this beer tasting think… i don’t agree… Catfights, what about real fights? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324/32 "2000-02-01T00:52:00Z")
Says Falcom: > [@](#): > > 30% bitch here…guess I really _am_ a Boy Scout… …with tits. * * * Smilies, smilies, in a post Which one do I hate the most? Smirks and frowns and evil grins Rolling eyes that really spin They stick their tongues out if you please Who the hell first thought of these? Smilies, smilies, in a post Which one do I hate the most? – Neuro-trash grrrl ---
**Author:** ![Absynthetic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/97f17d/32.png) [@Absynthetic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absynthetic)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324/33 "2000-02-01T01:04:00Z")
Sigh…only 44% bitch. I was hoping to make at least 50%. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324/34 "2000-02-01T01:07:00Z")
The results are in. You are certifiably: 25% bitch! which is lower than the worldwide average 38% ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324/35 "2000-02-01T07:39:00Z")
I’m 25% bitch too. I’m kind of surprised I’m even that high. I’m pretty nice, and I never suspect anything bad about everyone. I like (almost) everyone on the SDMB, even. I think there’s only one regular poster (not troll) that I don’t like. * * * ~Harborina ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324/36 "2000-02-01T19:05:00Z")
51% bitch here. I thought it was going to be lower. Sigh! I guess I am now empowered to bitch about everything because the bitch test told me I was a bitch. No, I’m not bitter here. (Shrugs with irony) HUGS! Sqrl * * * Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324/37 "2000-02-01T19:07:00Z")
51% bitch here. I thought it was going to be lower. Sigh! I guess I am now empowered to bitch about everything because the bitch test told me I was a bitch. No, I’m not bitter here. (Shrugs with irony) HUGS! Sqrl * * * Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324/38 "2000-02-01T19:11:00Z")
51% bitch here. I thought it was going to be lower. Sigh! I guess I am now empowered to bitch about everything because the bitch test told me I was a bitch. No, I’m not bitter here. (Shrugs with irony) HUGS! Sqrl * * * Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324/39 "2000-02-01T19:17:00Z")
51% bitch here. I thought it was going to be lower. Sigh! I guess I am now empowered to bitch about everything because the bitch test told me I was a bitch. No, I’m not bitter here. (Shrugs with irony) HUGS! Sqrl * * * Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324/40 "2000-02-01T19:26:00Z")
51% bitch here. I thought it was going to be lower. Sigh! I guess I am now empowered to bitch about everything because the bitch test told me I was a bitch. No, I’m not bitter here. (Shrugs with irony) HUGS! Sqrl * * * Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-so-nice-test/13324.md?page=3)