# THE, not TEH!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-teh/25375>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 13, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-teh/25375 "2000-07-13T00:35:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![lunapark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/278dde/32.png) [@lunapark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunapark)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-teh/25375/41 "2000-07-14T18:14:40Z")

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Freakfreely- 1 Danielinthewolvesden- 0

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**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-teh/25375/42 "2000-07-14T18:15:12Z")

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Hmm. I have not been called an idiot by Uncle Beer, but I may still be a Big Dog. Teh polt tihckens.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-teh/25375/43 "2000-07-14T19:24:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*

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> The fucking horror. I’m with you, Unc. Daniel’s a few cylinders short of a two-stroke at times.

ROTFL! Loved it!

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**Author:** ![Saysha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Saysha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saysha)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-teh/25375/44 "2000-07-14T23:45:59Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by greatsatan666 \*  
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> \*But I think it’s natural to have a gripe for a first post. After all, it’s easier to bitch than it is to be original.
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You know, I have to agree here. But, on the other hand, I got my pancreas handed to me. By some of the people here, as a fatter of mact. Right SWEETIBELLI? Sorry… I won’t do it again.

I was inDEED a newbie, and still think I am one. I am getting wiser, though, and do not take the standards or intelligence of Dopers for granted. See, my only experience with a message board was at Al DiMeola’s website. And I’ll tell you, a more eyebrows on nose group I never met. I was misled, I am reformed, I am humbled in the face of the serious dopers. Mr.6, you just might want to enlighten us (or maybe you did, I haven’t read it all yet) on the origin of your funny name. SATAN is very well recieved, and also not able to respond because he is away at a conference in MN. (But ooooh, when he does, youssa gonna get it! Meesa tinks you betta run!!)

To your possible defense, though, you didn’t know there already was a Satan, did you?

(nudgenudgewinkwink please say NO, OF COURSE NOT.)

Oh, but for the thread, I gotta say that a typo is a typo, but the u r 2 good 2 b 4 gotten thing is a bit done. By that Glyph guy, or is he back to Prince?

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**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-teh/25375/45 "2000-07-15T00:00:38Z")

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And to Saysha’s credit, she probably didn’t know there was already was a Shayna, did she?

Sorry, I just can’t help myself! So who wants to do it for me?

(BTW, I dare you to go into the IMHO thread and do that meesa youssa thing. C’mon, I double-dog dare you!)

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**Author:** ![Saysha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Saysha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saysha)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-teh/25375/46 "2000-07-15T00:05:17Z")

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I have just read my above post and have NO IDEA how I italicized everything. Shite, I can barely spell.

I would like to know how to bold, for those times when I’m making a SERIOUS point to have rammed back down my throat.  
See? I can only capitalize…sigh.

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**Author:** ![Saysha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Saysha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saysha)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-teh/25375/47 "2000-07-15T00:26:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by FreakFreely \*  
> \*\*And to Saysha’s credit, she probably didn’t know there was already was a Shayna, did she?
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> \*\*Nope, no idea. I was lured here by the Wally posts, and joined because of the stuff I read. Shayna briefly caught a lot of my heat, poor thing. sayshashaynasayshashayna…
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> Sorry, I just can’t help myself! So who wants to do it for me?
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> (BTW, I dare you to go into the IMHO thread and do that meesa youssa thing. C’mon, I double-dog dare you!) \*\*

Oh yeah, like I’m gonna take that double dog dare! No Freak-in way. My daughter just watched SW E1 and I got it into my current fram of reference, I beg your leniency.

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-teh/25375/48 "2004-10-23T22:59:12Z")

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> [@tubagirl](#):
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> I know I type it “teh” instead of “the” because I’m trying to get a post through on my computer before my henious boss finds out I’m using the internet on “his” time. Typing fast just interverts the characters.
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> Hope I have no typos in this one…

Just teh heinous one. 😛

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-teh/25375/49 "2004-10-23T23:02:12Z")

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> [@UncleBeer](#):
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> But just to smooth your ruffled lupine fur, I’ll state here, that I think everyone is an idiot. Now what could be more fair than that?

Does that include you? For the sake of honesty, I hope it does.

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-teh/25375/50 "2004-10-23T23:05:19Z")

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Um, I forgot to add:

😛

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-teh/25375/51 "2004-10-23T23:06:28Z")

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People, leave the zombie thread alone! Moderators with containment equipment will soon arrive to deal with the situation.

Don’t touch the undead! Not this close to Samhain, especially!

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-teh/25375/52 "2004-10-23T23:26:33Z")

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> [@Qadgop the Mercotan](#):
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> People, leave the zombie thread alone!

But, But, **QtM** , we may never have a better chance to cut teh zombie head off, and see if we can keep it, ummmm, _dead_!

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-not-teh/25375/53 "2004-10-23T23:46:13Z")

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Teh thread is closed.

TVeblen,  
Pit mod

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