# The Note What I Wrote for the Men's Room

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-note-what-i-wrote-for-the-mens-room/184762>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 27, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-note-what-i-wrote-for-the-mens-room/184762 "2003-06-27T14:57:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-note-what-i-wrote-for-the-mens-room/184762/21 "2003-06-29T00:59:35Z")

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Best thing I ever read in a bathroom was “Beware of limbo dancers” right at the bottom of the stall door.

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**Author:** ![lorinada](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5e925/32.png) [@lorinada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorinada)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-note-what-i-wrote-for-the-mens-room/184762/22 "2003-06-29T01:45:05Z")

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Well, I don’t feel quite so peeved now. I though it was only my office that was staffed with lazy slobs. I telecommute now, and one of the things I am most thankful about working at home is going to a bathroom that does NOT have unflushed poop in the toilet, does NOT have paper towels all over the floor, does NOT have a seat that needs wiping before use, a sink that does NOT have pools of water (?) all over it, and that does NOT have an empty spindle with the replacement on the floor or the back of the tank.

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