# The Nothing Post **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 29, 2002, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193 "2002-04-29T01:30:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/1 "2002-04-29T01:30:08Z")
This post has no point therefore it is unimportant. So I suppose that means you can do anything here. _lays back, puts her hands behind her head and closes her eyes_ [sigh]😛 ---
**Author:** ![\_your\_name\_here](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/919ad9/32.png) [@\_your\_name\_here](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_your_name_here)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/2 "2002-04-29T01:34:53Z")
::trips over **ozonebaby** :: ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/3 "2002-04-29T01:36:15Z")
I just ate the first Dairy Queen banana split that I’ve had in probably 20 years. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/4 "2002-04-29T01:37:05Z")
Hey! Who left this **(your name here)** in the middle of the … :: trip:: \< klunk \> Aw, shit. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/5 "2002-04-29T01:37:55Z")
booger ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/6 "2002-04-29T01:42:10Z")
Thanks, I don’t mind if I do. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/7 "2002-04-29T02:03:55Z")
“Hey, you got a booger on my Dairy Queen banana split.” “Hey, _you_ got a Dairy Queen banana split on my booger.” ---
**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/8 "2002-04-29T02:08:36Z")
hmmm…a thread about nothing… ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/9 "2002-04-29T02:12:22Z")
:::strolling through::: Hey…is that… :::trip::: \ **ozonebaby! Euty! (yournamehere)!** Great to see you! How y’all doing? ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/10 "2002-04-29T02:24:38Z")
if the washer starts overlowing with soap, I didn’t do it. (runs and hides behind sofa) ---
**Author:** ![JBERGES](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@JBERGES](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBERGES)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/11 "2002-04-29T02:28:22Z")
::walks in:: ::sees 4 Dopers sprawled on the floor:: OOooookaaaaaay… **DOGPILE!!!** ::dives onto the pile:: ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/12 "2002-04-29T02:28:24Z")
Hey! Who just joined me behind the sofa! Oh, hey, **BNB** , how you doin’ 😉 Want a drink? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/13 "2002-04-29T02:29:33Z")
Hey, folks. Don’t mind me, I’m just looking for change to run out and buy some fries. _starts looking under sofa cushions__glances over behind sofa_ Oh, hi **Baddie**. What you doing back there? ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/14 "2002-04-29T02:31:28Z")
Have I mentioned how much I like cheese? Particularly havarti. Actually, gouda is rather nice as well, and I’d certainly never turn down a slab of good old fashioned cheddar. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/15 "2002-04-29T02:33:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rysdad \* > \*\*I just ate the first Dairy Queen banana split that I’ve had in probably 20 years. \*\* Correction: I just remembered that I had one in 1986. ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/16 "2002-04-29T02:45:08Z")
Ve are nihilist posters! Ve believe in nothing! ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/17 "2002-04-29T02:47:22Z")
.semit dooG .atnaS rof pu gnitiaw dna gat ezeerf gniyalp eb ll’I sisirc efil-dim ruoy htiw gnilaed lla er’uoy elihw tub yaw siht efil fo sraey neves-ytnewt evah ylno I ,eurT .regnuoy gnitteg syawla tuoba ecin gnihtemos s’erehT .sdrawkcab evil ot esoohc lliw I kniht I od ot tnaw I gnihtyna fo eciohc eht neviG ?tahw wonk uoY ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/18 "2002-04-29T03:15:42Z")
?‘sEsirc efil-dim’ eb taht t’ndluohs ,[b/]sirisO[\*\*b] Anyway, I just stopped by because I heard **galen ubal** say there were drinks. I’ll tend bar – who wants what? ---
**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/19 "2002-04-29T03:18:17Z")
I actually read all **Osiris’s** post knowing it was about nothing! It was nice though and I had a lot of, errr…fun! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/20 "2002-04-29T03:34:07Z")
Hey, a party just because? To celebrate the joy that is nothingness? I’m in! **White Lightning** , make mine a Napoleon Brandy… brings back memories of that wedding banquet I attended last summer! 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193.md?page=2)