# The Nothing Post **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 29, 2002, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193 "2002-04-29T01:30:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/181 "2002-05-16T00:11:16Z")
Yes, I like this thread as well. It’s gotten me some new friends and adventures I’d never have dreamed possible before. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/182 "2002-05-16T02:37:42Z")
Ooh, the way you love me, lady, I get so hard now I could die. Ooh, the way you love me, sugar, I get so hard now I could die. ---
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/183 "2002-05-16T20:11:58Z")
Do’h!! I knew it looked funny when I typed it!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! _screams as **JBERGES** and **John** peel out__runs wildly don’t the street after them to make them stop_ Cool! Now we have a Nothingman to go with our Nothing Post! Can I get a Nothingwoman with that order? Then I could lease this place to them and not have to clean up after you people!! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/184 "2002-05-16T23:58:51Z")
_ **JCoM** and **JBERGES** walk back in_ Uh, **ozonebaby** ; you know that creek down the road just past the stop sign? Your Jag is _in there_ . It looks kinda’ cool, really. Maybe you should call a wrecker or somethin’ though. I mean there are _fish_ swimming through the windows. Nothing’s damaged too much. No really, a few weeks in the shop and it’ll be as good as new. I think. Clean this place up? Oh wow! This party’s not even over yet, and look at the mess. That baby oil is gonna’ be hard to get off the ceiling and walls. ( **RaCha’ar** is more athletic than I thought she was.) Somebody did some weird stuff to the mirrors, and what few windows the bottle rockets didn’t break were shattered by **Flamsterette\_X** ‘s sound system. I think your best bet is going to be to just burn the joint down and re-build. Sort of go out in a blaze of glory, if ya’ know what I mean. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![JBERGES](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@JBERGES](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBERGES)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/185 "2002-05-17T01:41:35Z")
::Walks in right behind **John** :: Yeah, technically there’s not a scratch on it. I don’t recall you saying anything about fish… But if you’re mad, **ozonebaby** , I suggest you blame **John**. How was I to know that the creek was there? And besides, he was supposed to be the adult, wasn’t he? ::Sees that his wheedling is getting him nowhere:: Ok…ok… **Ozonebaby** , you get one punch to the face, but that’s all!! ::braces for impact:: ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/186 "2002-05-17T05:32:10Z")
Well, I’m not advocating any violence, but if **ozonebaby** isn’t going to come in here and do it, I will! I don’t want to do this, but I have to… _slaps **JBERGES** so hard, his ears ring_ I hope you know that wasn’t meant personally, okay? I would never do this to anyone in real life. (no matter how badly they provoke me) Hope you forgive me! 🙂 **John** , are you saying that my sound system is loud dnough to shatter glass? I didn’t realize it was **that** loud! Oh well, it is a party, after all. Let the fun, games, revelry. etc. continue! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/187 "2002-05-17T12:06:53Z")
Well, it’s either blame your sound system or my singing. I’ve got some ideas about which shattered the windows, but let’s just call it the sound system. 😃 I’ve gotta’ make a little run to the store. Be back about Sunday night. Y’all keep this party rollin’ 'till then, OK? ---
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/188 "2002-05-17T22:02:37Z")
I’ll just go buy another one with my millions of dollars while you and John get it out of the creek and fix it up yourselves until it looks like new!!! _turns away and walks the car lot, still seething_ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/189 "2002-05-18T00:16:12Z")
You know, **ozonebaby** , that would be excellent punishment for them. Make them fix it up themselves, instead of having them buy you a new one. _That_ would be too simple, really. ---
**Author:** ![JBERGES](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@JBERGES](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBERGES)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/190 "2002-05-18T02:49:01Z")
::Scuba gear on:: ::Wrench in hand:: OK **John** , let’s go!! ---
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2002, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/191 "2002-05-19T17:49:56Z")
_drives back in her brand new Jag_ how’s it com’n guys? _sees that they aren’t very far along_ oh, and by the way, I want it done by this evening _looks up at the quickly darkening sky__laughs at them and drives off_ ---
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/192 "2002-07-06T22:42:27Z")
bump for this thread:) ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/193 "2002-07-06T23:16:19Z")
_teleports in and pushes play on his portable TV/VCR thingy_ “She turned me into a newt!” “A _newt_?” “Well, I got betta…” _turns it off and teleports out_ ---
**Author:** ![flapcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7993a0/32.png) [@flapcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flapcats)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/194 "2002-07-06T23:33:15Z")
Re: Osiris’ post - held up a mirror to my screen… [thinks] “Hey, cool font.” I ruined an omlette today, turned it into cheese and mushroom scrambled egg. Ugh. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/195 "2002-07-06T23:46:40Z")
I don’t think enough attention has been given to alice\_in\_wonderland’s post. I enjoy a good part salut myself. I used to get it because my kids called it ‘stinky cheese’ and wouldn’t touch it. It was the one thing I could count on finding in the refrigerator. ---
**Author:** ![JBERGES](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@JBERGES](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBERGES)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2002, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/196 "2002-07-07T01:18:41Z")
::Stumbles back inside:: Well, I’ve been underwater for two months, but I think I fixed the car. I _knew_ I should have brought a second air tank with me. I don’t know what happened to **John** though. He gave up a few weeks in. **ozonebaby** , I believe we are even now. Hey, did I hear Monty Python playing? ::checks TV:: I guess not. ---
**Author:** ![alex5390](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d07c76/32.png) [@alex5390](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alex5390)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2002, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/197 "2002-07-07T16:45:26Z")
Well now that I crashed my yellow and teal gremlin I thought I would buy three more and name one Rusty and one Sparky and one… whats that noise? ::Carefully opens the closet:: oh its the ant farm. Ok well now that my junior bacon cheeseburger is in the teapot i think i might add some water and mayonaise. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2002, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/198 "2002-07-07T20:52:44Z")
Try my brother’s idea of a great food combo on for size. Tomato rice, mint chocolate chip ice cream, and BBQ sauce, anyone? F\_X ---
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2002, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/199 "2002-07-07T21:57:46Z")
I guess we are, **JBERGES**. I wish **John** would show up! ---
**Author:** ![Gopher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gopher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gopher)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2002, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/200 "2002-07-08T05:04:09Z")
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