# The Nothing Post **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 29, 2002, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193 "2002-04-29T01:30:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/261 "2002-07-13T11:56:14Z")
Ohmygod :eek: Everybody get down I think **Flamsterette** is going to start shooting again when that bottle hits. Shields/bin lids ready! **Stiletto** you can cover me anytime Honey dust mmmmmm I am far to sweet and innocent to figure out what do with it šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/262 "2002-07-13T16:51:21Z")
Whatā€™s this? I now have new superpowers! Woohoo! As the liquid bondage bottle hits me, I feel very much like spanking everyone with the repressed rage of childhood and beyond. Take **that**! And **that**! Andā€¦ well, you get the picture. And as the liquid orgams hits me, I feel very langourous, but I still feel like hitting everyone in the other car. Not sure what that says about me, but hey, Iā€™m game! Woo hoo! :grins evilly, then pulls out her own secret weaponā€¦ The Grim Stink Bomb[sup]TM[/sup]: Donā€™t worry, it only has very localized effects, so the people in the other car will be gagging and choking like crazy while we ready even more weaponry that we had amassed during the two months that this thread was in hiding! MWAHAHAHAHA! F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/263 "2002-07-13T16:59:51Z")
Oh, and by the way, my brother looked at this page, and concluded that we were all weird! Woohoo! Now, howā€™s THAT for a designation? I feel awesome now! Hahaha. By the way, **World Eater** , can I borrow your ink? I have a sneaking suspicion Iā€™ll need it, combined with something else. You know, to make weapons and stuff. Iā€™ll buy you some more later, I promise. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![JBERGES](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@JBERGES](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBERGES)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/264 "2002-07-13T17:08:57Z")
Great, with **ems** and **Stiletto** all over each other like that, I only have **Hastur** to talk to. So, **Hastur** , how are you? **Hastur** : Bleh! _sighā€¦_ Thatā€™s it! Iā€™m driving! ::Knocks **ems** and **Stiletto** out of the way, and takes control of car. Slams on gas and taps the other Jag:: And thatā€™s the first point of theā€¦uhā€¦hey, whatā€™s that in **Flamsterette** ā€™s hand? (_Cut to slow motion_) NOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/265 "2002-07-13T17:11:53Z")
Ha Ha **Flamsterette** you need to catch us first!! :Roars away laughing manically having avoided The Grim Stink Bomb: Weird? Us? Noooooooo ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/266 "2002-07-13T17:15:10Z")
_sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/267 "2002-07-13T17:24:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by John Carter of Mars \* > \*\* > Oh yoo-hoo; Chocolate Covered **Wearia** : Cā€™mere. Now, **ozonebaby** , slowly pour that whiskey on **Wearia**'s neckā€¦and places. Iā€™ll try to lick off enough of the JD/Chocolate mix to sustain lifeā€¦" > \*\* :eek: ā€¦ Hate to break it to ya **John** ā€¦ **Weariaā€™s** a man. Now if youā€™ll excuse me I have to take a very lonnnngggggggg showerā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![JBERGES](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@JBERGES](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBERGES)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/268 "2002-07-13T17:40:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wearia \* > **Ack! There brown sugary goo on my face! _see rockets_ Ohhhhh crap. Hurry John Carter ! Protect me with your body!** Itā€™s your fault, **Wearia**. You were acting like a damsel in distress. How was **John** to know? Still, that is really funnyā€¦ Hey, **ems** , I said _I_ was driving! ::fight for steering wheel ensues:: ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/269 "2002-07-13T17:53:28Z")
Get off ā€¦Iā€™m driving dammitā€¦grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :gives up & reluctantly hands over control to **JBERGES** : still at least there is always the chocolate & honey dust **Stiletto** šŸ˜‰ ā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/270 "2002-07-13T19:52:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wearia \* > \*\* > > :eek: ā€¦ > Hate to break it to ya **John** ā€¦ **Weariaā€™s** a man. Now if youā€™ll excuse me I have to take a very lonnnngggggggg showerā€¦ \*\* Oh. Oh. OH! What **JBERGES** said. So I give up my body, suffer all sorts of grevious wounds, all that for a case of mistaken gender? ā€œSometimes I think itā€™s a sin, When I feel like Iā€™m winninā€™ but Iā€™m losinā€™ againā€ : by Gordon Lightfoot Maybe **ozonebaby** will recognize the the seriousness of my situation and take appropriate action. **o-baby** , all yaā€™ gottaā€™ do is rub some of that chocolate mess on yaā€™, pour a little of the Jack Daniels on that, and relaxā€¦šŸ˜‰ **Flamsterette\_X** , donā€™t let **Stiletto** start makinā€™ rules up as we go along! Blast ā€˜em with the Fiery Rays of Doom[sup]TM[/sup] from your flaming fingers! OK, you can wait until the effects of that last bottle of stuff he threw on you wears off. (I would wait :D) We gottaā€™ win! If for no other rean than to get **Hastur** to do something besides sigh and say ā€œBLEHā€. ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/271 "2002-07-13T23:05:13Z")
Let us never speak of this again. And whats wrong with being a male damsel in distress? Oh wait. Riggggghttttttttttttā€¦ _hops back in the shower_ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/272 "2002-07-14T00:10:42Z")
You know, I _am_ in the last throes of a _very_ delicious sensual experienceā€¦ and I could be nice, but Iā€™m not going to be. šŸ˜ƒ Right here, I have a magic potion, that, when sprayed over the other car, will make the occupants have bizarre hallucinations, and imagine that they are psychedelic beings. Donā€™t worry, guysā€¦ it wonā€™t affect us, because we are immune to it. :SPRAY!!!: Hey look, itā€™s worling already! **Stiletto** apparently thinks heā€™s a banjo-playing rhino, and is trying desperately to convince everyone else in the car of that. HAHAHAHA! Hey, I finally got **Hastur** to do something other than sigh and say ā€œBleh.ā€ Heā€™s imagining heā€™s a woman, giving birth to sextuplets! Oh, the pained look on his face! (for some reason, the epidurals were left out of his hallucination) Of course, heā€™s screaming in pain, and everything else. šŸ˜ƒ And as a final touch (for now), hereā€™s another blast from the Rays of Stinging Vengeance[sup]TM[/sup]! Hehehehe. So what do you think of that, **John**? Is that better? I can whip up way more if need be, you know. šŸ˜‰ ā€¦ oh, and **ems**? You can NEVER avoid my wrath! Got that?!? F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/273 "2002-07-14T00:13:08Z")
Um, make that ā€œitā€™s working already.ā€ Although, when I think about it, the potion can affect your fingerprint whorls, as well. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/274 "2002-07-14T06:49:48Z")
Bondage and fire, sounds as if I missed out on a lot of fun. ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Juliet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cc9497/32.png) [@Lady\_Juliet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Juliet)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/275 "2002-07-14T07:14:27Z")
**Flamsterette\_X** , you are indeed evil. I like it. šŸ˜ƒ **John** , donā€™t worryā€¦ **Speaker**'s massage is actually quite umā€¦concentrating. No, I swear, it is! :swerves car accidentally: Oops! **Mudshark** , donā€™t worry, Iā€™m sure thereā€™ll be another round soon. You wonā€™t have to be missing out for long. :taps the old Jag and the speeds off: Bwahahaha!!! ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/276 "2002-07-14T08:09:39Z")
I know, **Lady Juliet** , but at least I provided the Bondage in a Bottle this time. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/277 "2002-07-14T08:11:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \* > \*\* > Hey, I finally got **Hastur** to do something other than sigh and say ā€œBleh.ā€ Heā€™s imagining heā€™s a woman, giving birth to sextuplets! Oh, the pained look on his face! (for some reason, the epidurals were left out of his hallucination) Of course, heā€™s screaming in pain, and everything else. šŸ˜ƒ > F\_X \*\* More like I am having nightmares about my ex where he dumps me over and over again. Bleh. ---
**Author:** ![Nukeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce7236/32.png) [@Nukeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nukeman)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/278 "2002-07-14T13:28:11Z")
Anyone for pimms? ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/279 "2002-07-14T15:40:29Z")
Bwahahahahahaā€¦I have avoid the wrath of the **Flamsterette** againā€¦ Ooo Pimms! more alcohol anyone? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/280 "2002-07-14T21:45:27Z")
_moves away from **John** _ thatā€™s enough of that! _takes card from **Stiletto** _ no, it says moonbaby. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193.md?page=15)