# The Nothing Post **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 29, 2002, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193 "2002-04-29T01:30:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/301 "2002-07-20T05:38:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JBERGES \* > \*\*Fine, **Stiletto**. See you later. > > ::takes contol of Jag again and drives off, trying to catch up to the other car:: > > Gee, I hope **Stiletto** knows his way home. He’s all alone, and shirtless, and with only one sock. > > ::looks around:: > > Hello? Is anyone else in this car awake?! > > :: pokes at **ems** and **Hastur** :: > > Wake up!! \*\* WHAT!?! ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/302 "2002-07-20T06:20:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stiletto \* > \*\* > > Hey, **John** …I wouldn’t be making comments about _me_ being fast and sharp. You’re the one who was hitting on **Wearia** earlier. 😃 > [/sub] > > \*\* _still showering_ Did someone call me? ---
**Author:** ![boogers\_mcgee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@boogers\_mcgee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boogers_mcgee)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/303 "2002-07-20T16:47:18Z")
which shoe? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/304 "2002-07-20T17:14:27Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Stiletto \* > \*\* And…reaches into the bag again, retrieving a tightly sealed jar now for the second part of the distraction. **Flamsterette\_X** …these are for you, dear. tosses the unsealed jar into the other Jag I hope you like fleas. 😃_\* **Stiletto** , you should know that I am prepared for every eventuality. 😃 That said, we have gobs of flea spray in this car. So… with a simple spraying, and the magical redirection poewrs I have, the dead fleas are now all over you. Wait… I think I found something from the food fight thread that **ResIpsaLoquitor** started. Ah yes, here are ALL the ingredients (and I do mean ALL)… _tosses jars of foul substances into the other car_ As for **kniz** and **boogers mcgee** , everyone have at them! Why? Just because we want to… oh, and because they vilified the fun we’re having. **Mudshark** , I think you’d best get out of the way. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/305 "2002-07-20T17:37:21Z")
_rolleyes_ I’m perfectly alright! And THAT IS NOT MY CREDIT CARD!!! ok, I vented, I’m ok! ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/306 "2002-07-22T11:36:38Z")
**JCoM** I don’t know about fast and sharp **Stilletto** has been a perfect gentleman so far…mmmmm black silky ones oooo you shouldn’t have but damn they nice 😃 Anyways **Flamsterette** you weren’t quite quick enough with the re-directional powers and the the dead fleas are now in your socks! :eek: C’mon **JBERGES** floor it we are winning lets keep it that way! ---
**Author:** ![JBERGES](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@JBERGES](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBERGES)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/307 "2002-07-22T16:31:52Z")
OK! OK! Geez, keep your new panties on… ::floors it:: _ **THWACK!! Thumppa-Thump!** _ What the hell was that? Did I hit something? ::looks back:: Oh No! I’ve run over **boogers\_mcgee** and **kniz**!!! Uh…he did it… :: points at **Stiletto** :: Here, someone else drive. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/308 "2002-07-22T16:52:00Z")
**ems** , then there’s only one thing to do in that case. :takes off socks, squirts the contents of a vial of liquid in them, and lets fly at the other car, having the socks land squarely in **ems** ’ lap: I’m going to show this vial to the passengers in my car… “Instant Revivification.” Yeah, that’s the ticket! Those fleas will be alive sooner than you can say “Jack Robinson” **AND** they will stay in the general vicinity of your car, and your car only. :takes the wheel of the car, flooring it and screeching away at a very high rate of speed: F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/309 "2002-07-22T16:57:24Z")
**ems** , then there’s only one thing to do in that case. :takes off socks, squirts the contents of a vial of liquid in them, and lets fly at the other car, having the socks land squarely in **ems** ’ lap: I’m going to show this vial to the passengers in my car… “Instant Revivification.” Yeah, that’s the ticket! Those fleas will be alive sooner than you can say “Jack Robinson” **AND** they will stay in the general vicinity of your car, and your car only. :takes the wheel of the car, flooring it and screeching away at a very high rate of speed: F\_X ---
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/310 "2002-07-22T17:07:20Z")
I gues this post really is about something now, huh? ---
**Author:** ![JBERGES](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@JBERGES](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBERGES)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/311 "2002-07-22T19:34:44Z")
**Flamsterette** , you used the entire vial of “Instant Revivification” on the _fleas_, and not the two people I just plastered with the car?!! ---
**Author:** ![Stiletto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@Stiletto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stiletto)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/312 "2002-07-22T22:14:00Z")
Now, we can’t have that. _grabs **Flamsterette** ’s socks out of **ems** ’ lap, and tosses them back behind the car onto the bodies of **boogers\_mcgee** and **kniz** _ Hopefully, there’s enough _Instant Revivification_ potion left for them. I can’t imagine it would take the whole bottle for a bunch of fleas. And that way, they’ll get lots of fleas, too. 😃 I mean, vilification of our fun does deserve _some_ retribution. Just maybe not being run down by a Jag. Okay, **JBERGES** …I’m driving now. _hops into the driver’s seat, shifts into first gear, and peels out_ Um, everybody hold on. We’re gonna go get us some bumper. 😃 [sub]Somebody wanna get the shop vac out, and clean up some of that food fight mess?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/313 "2002-07-23T11:38:59Z")
You’re doing _WHAT_ with a bottle of Instant Revivification? No, no, nooooooo! That stuff can be used to… **Damn**! It’s gone now. :smack: _ **JCoM** crawls onto **ozonebaby’s** lap and assumes fetal position, moaning about opportunities missed because a bottle of Instant Revivification was wasted on a bunch of fleas and two party poopers._ Oh, well. ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/314 "2002-07-23T12:01:02Z")
Hey hey hey hey hey watch the new underwear - fleas indeed! Come on now watch out while I clean up this food fight mess and put it all in the Mutation Regenerator to see what eels, tripe, etc AND chocolate shaped boobies ends up as ready to be used as a weapon/ammunition/any excuse to throw things 😃 Come on **Stiletto** we are winning - floor it! ---
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/315 "2002-07-23T14:01:38Z")
awwww, poor John! _pushes him onto the couch and jumps out of the way_ _gives John some sleeping pills and he falls asleep_ whew! now, who wants to tell me whats going on? I’m lost! ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/316 "2002-07-23T18:47:21Z")
\*\* ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/317 "2002-07-23T19:07:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ozonebaby \* > \*\* now, who wants to tell me whats going on? I’m lost! \*\* **Ring, ringggg.** Hello? Hello? Earth to **ozonebaby** ; Come in, please? O-baby, you are in the seat of one of your two Jaguar cars. I’m coiled up in your lap sleeping, the drivers of said cars are playing bumper tag, and YOU’RE supposed to be shooting bottle rockets at the other car! No wonder we’re losin’ ! Get with it!! Shoot some rockets and/or throw some disgusting junk their way. Alternatively, you could try waking me up in some fashion that’s more acceptable than “No Doze” pills. Or somethin’ ! 😉 By golly, I do believe **Libertarian** got right into the swing of things here! Lib, ol’ buddy: Wanna’ help **Flamsterette\_X** drive? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2002, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/318 "2002-07-26T00:33:37Z")
**JBERGES** and **John Carter of Mars** : Geez, will you two relax?!? My capacious pockets can hold a whole lot more than you think. Here’s some more “Instant Revivification” potion for whatever you wanted to use it for, **John**. Now quit whining. Well, well. What do I have here? [sub]Why, it’s a transmogrifier straight from the factory… heh heh.[/sub] :points transmogrifier ray at **Libertarian** , transforming him into a good ol’ fire-breathing dragon: Don’t worry, **Lib** … it’ll transform you right back into yourself! Just breathe fire on those people in the other car for now, and you’ll be all right. Oh, and as for **Speaker** : next I see him in chat, I’ll see what I can do about dragging him back to this thread. Maybe that’ll happen this weekend, I’m not sure. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/319 "2002-07-27T00:58:35Z")
_Opens his eyes and looks around_ We-llll, I got a little lost in that massage… And in **Lib** ’s post. It’s empty :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/320 "2002-07-27T01:40:22Z")
Did you press the “quote” button to see what was up with it? Very clever. F\_X [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193.md?page=17)