# The Nothing Post **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 29, 2002, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193 "2002-04-29T01:30:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![MarkyDeSade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@MarkyDeSade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkyDeSade)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/161 "2002-05-13T07:09:25Z")
A nice tall glass of hotdog water sounds delicious right about now! ---
**Author:** ![MarkyDeSade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@MarkyDeSade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkyDeSade)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/162 "2002-05-13T07:17:14Z")
A nice tall glass of hotdog water sounds delicious right about now! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/163 "2002-05-13T07:32:01Z")
The chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water? Sorry, **Marky** , my man… no Limp Bizkit in the karaoke collection! However, I do have limited Metallica… how about “Unforgiven”? ---
**Author:** ![JBERGES](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@JBERGES](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBERGES)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/164 "2002-05-13T21:32:31Z")
I keep tellin’ you, I’m not old enough to drink! But hey, I’m willing to look the other way if you are… ::looks the other way:: ::spills drink on himself in doing so:: Damn… ---
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/165 "2002-05-13T21:37:22Z")
I don’t think I want to get to close to \*\*JBERGES \*\*, no offense! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![JBERGES](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@JBERGES](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBERGES)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/166 "2002-05-13T22:05:21Z")
No, I understand. None taken. And besides, I think you got a bit closer to me than you wanted to during that dogpile incident whle back… ::Pulls **ozonebaby** ’s keys from his pocket:: For it is I who had your keys the whole time!! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAha…haha…uh… ::hands them back:: I guess you need them… ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/167 "2002-05-14T03:28:53Z")
un ananas ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/168 "2002-05-14T03:47:10Z")
Howzzat **Mudshark**? I know your Mom has told you not to mumble like that. Talk right, dammitt! Hotdog water! Ewwwww! I’m not playin’ the body shot game with any hotdog water! **JBERGES** , maybe you should stick with some of **Nenya\_Elizabeth** ’s peach iced tea. You’ve been crazy enough without any alcoholic beverages added. Now, if anybody wants a _real_ balst from tea, let’s get **White Lightning** back in here and have him fix up some Long Island Tea for us. That’ll get everybody loose as a goose! **ozonebaby** ; since JBERGES was nice enough to return your keys, I think you should figure out some way to be real nice to him in return. Maybe since you’ve got your keys back, you could take him for a ride on your motorcycle or something? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c77e96/32.png) [@jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jass)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/169 "2002-05-14T04:09:23Z")
Loneliness is when you’re the only audience you’ve got. So if you don’t like to be lonely, do you like yourself? I guess loneliness can be nothing, sort of… ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/170 "2002-05-14T04:15:26Z")
It means pineapple in French. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/171 "2002-05-14T04:35:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mudshark \* > \*\*It means pineapple in French. \*\* 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/172 "2002-05-14T07:27:23Z")
The magic words have been spoken. Long Island Iced Teas all around. Good times. ---
**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/173 "2002-05-15T05:47:02Z")
::wanders back in:: I never got my massage, did I? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/174 "2002-05-15T05:58:11Z")
I don’t know if you ever did. But I’m sure that once the guys wander back in here (hint, hint), they’ll be more than happy to give you one! (right, guys? _raises eyebrow_) ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/175 "2002-05-15T06:18:00Z")
You rang? ---
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/176 "2002-05-15T21:04:56Z")
Oh alright. Here, **JBERGES**. _hands him a key to her Jaugar_ Now you can take it for a spin but don’t even scratch it or you’ll- I should stop there. hehe 😃 author’s note-I don’t actually have a Jaugar but in this post I do. ---
**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/177 "2002-05-15T21:20:04Z")
Mmmm. **galen** and his magic fingers. I am now content. ---
**Author:** ![JBERGES](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@JBERGES](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBERGES)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/178 "2002-05-15T22:13:20Z")
Wow, thanks **ozonebaby**!! OK…I’m only driving on a permit, so I need a licensed adult to come with me. Who wants to go? I’m a good driver, seriously, I am! Uh…you meant you have a “Jaguar”, not a “Jaugar”, right? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/179 "2002-05-15T23:05:29Z")
OK, **JBERGES** , I’ll ride with ya’. [driving lesson]That stop sign up the road looks to be a little over a quarter of a mile away. Pull out and floorboard it! Let’s see how fast **ozonebaby’s** Jag can get goin’ by the time we run the sign…[/driving lesson]:eek: ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193/180 "2002-05-15T23:47:01Z")
I am strangely drawn to this thread. I don’t know why. I feel rather at home here . . . . Much ado about - Nothingman. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nothing-post/106193.md?page=10)