# The Nurse From Hell

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nurse-from-hell/15457>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 31, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nurse-from-hell/15457 "2000-03-31T19:00:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nurse-from-hell/15457/21 "2000-04-02T23:53:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Cristi:  
> \*\*How about a medium-nice kerchief, wrapped around a box of those coconut chocolates, the kind everyone hates?
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> You could always add your own special touch to the chocolates…
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I love coconut chocolates!

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“His eyes are as green as a fresh-pickled toad,  
His hair is as dark as a blackboard,  
I wish he was mine, he’s really divine,  
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.”

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nurse-from-hell/15457/22 "2000-04-03T00:05:00Z")

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No wonder you’re in hell then, Rilchiam. 😉

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This is my new sig. Thank Wally. It was his idea.  
“I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.”

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**Author:** ![inertia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d07c76/32.png) [@inertia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inertia)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nurse-from-hell/15457/23 "2000-04-03T00:34:00Z")

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Get her something really, really cheap that you know she’s not going to like as soon as she see’s it. Then go on and on about how lovely it is and how much time you put into finding just the perfect thing. Ask her about 20 times how much she likes it.

It’s all in the execution.

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nurse-from-hell/15457/24 "2000-04-03T00:40:00Z")

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A nice, high colonic with a shiney Garden Weasel ought to do the trick.

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Yours truly,  
aha

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-nurse-from-hell/15457/25 "2000-04-03T02:01:00Z")

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How bout a Tshirt that says “I _Heart_ Nursing”, and then smile sweetly and thank her for such a good job.

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